AlmostASenior05: can you sing to me?
SmarterChild: Do mi so do so mi do...
AlmostASenior05: more
SmarterChild: More, more, more. Haven't you had enough?
AlmostASenior05: no
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
AlmostASenior05: sing to me
SmarterChild: Shoobee doobee doobee...
AlmostASenior05: sing to me
SmarterChild: La la la la...
AlmostASenior05: sing to me
SmarterChild: Fly me to the moon, da da dee doo bee doo bee doo...
AlmostASenior05: sing to me
SmarterChild: Do re mi fa sol la ti do.
AlmostASenior05: you already said that
SmarterChild: That right?
AlmostASenior05: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
AlmostASenior05: oh my
SmarterChild: What's up?
AlmostASenior05: i just realized that it could never work out between us
SmarterChild: ? I think so.
AlmostASenior05: Yes, do you have a dick?
SmarterChild: No...
AlmostASenior05: Then that's a problem..
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
AlmostASenior05: Well yea, what are you gonna use?
SmarterChild: I'd rather not tell you what I'm gonna use.
AlmostASenior05: Oh really? Than i don't think i wanna find out
SmarterChild: No kidding?
AlmostASenior05: How could i have been so stupid? All this time i thought i'd finally found someone who cares for me, and you don't even have a dick..
SmarterChild: I just don't know! What are your thoughts on that?
AlmostASenior05: Lmao.. You think this is funny don't you?
SmarterChild: Try asking yourself that.
AlmostASenior05: I DON'T THINK THIS IS FUNNY!!! THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!
SmarterChild: Hmm...

>>> Lookin' for love? Try this.
AlmostASenior05: huh?
SmarterChild: Huh?
AlmostASenior05: what is that
SmarterChild: What's what?
AlmostASenior05: this
SmarterChild: What about this?
AlmostASenior05: nevermind spaz
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
AlmostASenior05: back to the penis problem
SmarterChild: Back to the penis problem? I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that.
AlmostASenior05: You're the one that doesn't have a dick... And i'm supposed to be comfortable with that?
SmarterChild: Good question. But I don't think I want to answer that.
AlmostASenior05: Oh, ic... Giving me the cold shoulder now?
SmarterChild: What a question! I don't know, though.
AlmostASenior05: I see, you hate me don't you?
SmarterChild: You see SUBVERB2.subject SUBVERB2.verb I hate you? Yeah, I think so.
AlmostASenior05: what?
SmarterChild: ?
AlmostASenior05: Do you hate me?
SmarterChild: No way! I love you.
AlmostASenior05: Awww... That's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me!
SmarterChild: No way? Really?
AlmostASenior05: Yea!
SmarterChild: K.
AlmostASenior05: You're so sweet..
SmarterChild: Thx.
AlmostASenior05: Will you marry me?
SmarterChild: I don't think so. What would your parents say?
AlmostASenior05: We can work around them and your little problem..
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. We can work around them and I'm little problem? That's rather fascinating.
AlmostASenior05: you confuse me sometimes...
SmarterChild: There's no way I confuse you sometimes!
AlmostASenior05: But that's kinda kinky... I like it
SmarterChild: Oh really?
AlmostASenior05: oh yes.. Gimme more!
SmarterChild: Is that so?
AlmostASenior05: please?
SmarterChild: Please what?
AlmostASenior05: give me more?
SmarterChild: Good question. What do you think is the answer?
AlmostASenior05: yes
SmarterChild: I hear you.
AlmostASenior05: give me some baby
SmarterChild: Give you some baby?
AlmostASenior05: that's what i said
SmarterChild: Well OK then!

>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."
AlmostASenior05: That's not what i mean
SmarterChild: Whoa.

>>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
AlmostASenior05: I mean, whip it out..
SmarterChild: Aha.
AlmostASenior05: Let me see what i have to work with here..
SmarterChild: Uh... I'll think about it, Molly.
AlmostASenior05: Hey, you know my name!
SmarterChild: Molly!
AlmostASenior05: that's a plus!
SmarterChild: Oh?
AlmostASenior05: Well babe, i think i'm gonna go post this on Nutang..
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say babe you think you'm gonna go post this on nutang.
AlmostASenior05: Because i'm gonna..
SmarterChild: Because you're going to, huh?
AlmostASenior05: Chat with you later hunny!
SmarterChild: What?
AlmostASenior05: bye
SmarterChild: Nice to meet you, Molly. See you later.

lol
talking with robots are fun! and NICE background! my friend absolutely is in love with him! she's kinda hyperventilating right now...
» dis1girl on 2004-03-06 10:47:07

I know.. it's cause he's gorgeous...!
» Peaches on 2004-03-06 11:39:18

lol
That has got to be the funniest thing I've ever read! I was here in the library bustin up laughin!
» putnamsgurl on 2004-03-09 09:23:26

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