Well, my mom is definitely disregarding me at this week.

The most recent case of "forgetfulness" was yesterday/Monday night.
SHE SPECIFICALLY ASKED ME IF I WANTED ANYTHING FROM COSTCO...AND I SAID,"YES, CAN YOU GET ME SOME FALAFEL?"
Her: "What's that?"
Me: "It's in the sausage section. Near the sausages."
Her: "What is it?"
Me: "It's a chickpea ball."
Her: "huh?"
Me: "IT'S A CHICKPEA BALL IN THE SAUSAGE SECTION."
Her: "What?" (Acting like she didn't hear me)
Me: "A FALAFEL IS A CHICKPEA BALL THAT IS SOLD IN THE SAUSAGE SECTION."
Her: "Ohh, I don't like those. Last time we got them I had to force myself to eat them."
Me: " YES. OK. I'LL EAT THEM BY MYSELF."
Her: "Are you sure?"
Me: "YES."
Her: "Ok."
Me: (Continued watching tv.)

Next day...
I also ask her if she took the coupons right before she went to Costco and I went to the gym. She said yes. I assumed she would be getting the ice cream and shampoo that I wanted...

Just now (the day after she went to Costco)...
I come at 6:30 wanting to taste some long-anticipated falafel.
I open the fridge door. No falafel.
I go to the fridge in the garage and open it. No falafel.
I open the freezers of both refrigerators. No falafel.
No ice cream either...
NO FALAFEL ANYWHERE IN THE REFRIGERATORS!!!!!!!!!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'll blog about the other exasperating events after I find something to eat. Something will have to be swallowed in place of falafel.

Hahaha, neither did I till I met her in high school.
» Cher_lyn on 2009-01-14 11:33:09

Thanks..
I'll need all the luck I can get.
» Xboyz on 2009-01-15 12:29:25

i like falafel but they r expensive here. :(
» renaye on 2009-01-15 07:55:50

LOLOLOL
Lorazipam is a sedative. Looks like you need one too. =D
» baskinthemoonlight on 2009-01-20 02:29:12

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thanks for the happy birthday I'm 20 now B)
» Ari89 on 2009-01-21 02:52:12

LOL! I love the story... desperate seeking falafel hehe. I don't trust other people to buy my food, cuz they never get it in the timeframe I WANT! I would love to taste falafels after reading your entry...makes them sound so enticing hehe
» von-nation on 2009-01-23 09:24:06

dude.
there is the restaurant that I KNOW that serves FALAFEL. we are so going. :) SO WE CAN SATISFY THAT.
I HAVE ICE CREAM TOO.

hahah I sound like a pedophile.
» itzsabaxfate on 2009-02-05 11:45:16

Thanks, I hope she get's better too.
And I'm sorry about your mom not buying falafel. I hope she rushes to the store right now to buy some.
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