PANDA BEAR fucked his fifth ex furry hot Grandmom while jerking his Nephew's enormous throbbing pink gopher after licking diarrhea from oozing pulpous smelly vaginal secretions until vomiting profusely on himself and smiling because bacon isn't kosher enough for Israelites native to Guam, which therefore kidneys aren't carrying amphibious neckties belonging to geriatric southern incontinent irresponsible female phallic voluptuous kit-kats, contrary to Brian's left nipple bag hanging from penii of unemployed sedated darkies stealing your only anal floatation device.

That, my friends is what happens when Brian Crossley and I get into the sentences part of Kings. For those who haven't played Kings, I believe it was the Jack we used for either the sentence game or categories. The person who drew the card says the first word, then the next person repeats the first word and adds another, then the next person repeats from the beginning and adds a word onto that, etc. Well, we played the sentence game, and what you see above (up to the word "kidneys") was what we came up with the night we were down in Lancaster, drinking and playing Kings at John and Eric's. Beyond that is what Brian and I came up with in the car yesterday and today. There was also a nice sentence that started with "Vagisil Cannibals...", but I'm feeling too lazy to write that one out.

So, Thanksgiving break was a nice break from the rigors of school. I went home tuesday night and did a ton of laundry and farted around with the computer (had to wipe a hard drive yet again). Wednesday was basically just more of the same. I really enjoyed sitting around being lazy as hell and chillaxing. I talked to Dave for a while online, and we ended up making plans for him and Kat to come down to Williamsport for the evening. So, they came down and Dave and I drank like fiends, mostly because I brought home 15 bottles of Yuengling, plus some Jager, cherry rum, and vodka and wanted to get rid of it before headed back, but also just for shits and giggles. We got pretty silly, and ended up going to Sheetz to satisfy our hunger. After that drunken escapade, we get back to the house and devour our food, then head back upstairs to watch some Aqua Teen, then Dave and Kat headed home. It was definitely a silly, fun night. I'm glad I got to hang out with them since I haven't since summer.

Thursday was the big turkey day, and we had my aunt Laura, cousin Jackie, niece Kiera, nephew Zach, and Larry's parents to our house for it. It was ok, but quite oddly I really didn't enjoy the meal all that much. In fact, the thing of which I ate the most was the green bean casserole that Larry's parents brought. After the meal we (read: my mom and I) tore everything down and cleaned up, then my aunt and cousin and little hellions went over to my aunt Pam's house, so I went upstairs and slept. I ended up sleeping a good 4 hours or so. They came back, then I packed up my stuff and left with them to go down to Brian's house. He met us near Millerstown, then we went back to his house and since I hadn't eaten dinner, his mom was awesome and heated up a plate of their thanksgiving leftovers. Man, was it damn good. The best part, aside from the heavenly biscuits, was the little pudding pies she made. I ate a butterscotch one, and it was orgasmic. Brian and I just hung out and hooked up my computer, ate, played video games, etc.--the usual.

Brian worked Friday til noon, but I was a lazy fuck and slept til about 11. We hit up Taco Bell for lunch (naturally), then played more games and transferred files between computers then eventually headed down to Lancaster to John and Eric's to play Halo 2, Magic, eat a ton of food and end up dirnking and playing Kings when Brian's sister Jenn got there. We stayed til almost 3, so we didn't get back to Harrisburg til about 4am. We both played around on our computers for a short bit, then passed out.

Saturday morning we were woken up around 9 to go and get Christmas trees. I had the pleasure of being around more of Brian's extended family. They're definitely crazy, so it was an interesting time. Before we went to the tree farm, we stopped and the Old Country Buffet for breakfast. Everyone knows I can eat enough for a small family, but I was still so damn full from the night before. I had eaten one of the two chicken cordon bleu things, a microwaved fajita, a 1-lb. hot pocket, then later on I ate probably a good 2' of Italian sub that Jenn had brought down with her. So, I managed to eat part of a biscuit and a cinnamon bun for breakfast. After breakfast we went to the tree farm and I experienced some crazy Crossleys. They all got their trees, then loaded them in the truck, so Brian and I drove around to drop them off. After we got done with the deliveries, we came back and I showered then Brian drove me down to Brooke's house. Brooke and I watched some Family Guy, then hung out for a little until dinner was ready. By this point I was ready to eat, so I had a massive plate of spaghetti and meatballs which was excellent. After dinner we hopped in the car and drove around to Barnes & Noble, Circuit City, and the mall before we returned to be lazy and sit and watch tv until 11:30 or so.

I was woken up this morning and had some pancakes for breakfast, then showered and Brooke drove me back to Harrisburg. She stayed for a bit and hung out with Brian and me and had a few laughs and a few shudders of "fuckin'...GROSS" when Brian showed her an example of bukakke (because he played the "I love bukakke" song and Brooke didn't know what bukakke was). Altogether though, it was a good time, naturally. She headed out, then Brian and I played games for a bit until we packed up the car and headed out for good old Selinsgrove. We finished the Panda Bear sentence, then played some Magic and ate Easy Mac when we got here. After that Brian headed out and I came up here to unpack and clean/arrange and all that fun stuff. So, I definitely had a good Thanksgiving break. I don't want to go to class tomorrow, but I have the comfort of knowing we only have a few weeks left.

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"...when Brian showered her an example of bukakke..." Must have been erotic. Did she need a mop or what? Watch out and make sure you don't get kicked in the poop, either.
» flanger001 on 2004-11-29 09:10:25

because...
David's pie is always good!
» kshaffer on 2004-11-29 11:32:26

Shut the hell up, or I will kick you in the poop!
» LimberFingers53 on 2004-12-01 08:39:44

*scared*
» kshaffer on 2004-12-04 12:57:53

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