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One by one they fall... Reflection: Angels: Books
Currently Reading: Lirael - Garth Nix Golden Compass - Philip Pullman On Hiatus: Deception Point - Dan Brown Interview with the Vampire - Anne Rice The Silmarillian - J.R.R. Tolkien To Read: Grimm's Grimmest - The brothers Grimm Secrets of the Enchanted Unkown - Raylene Van Worth The Compleat Gentleman - Brad Miner Lost Scriptures - Bart D. Ehrman Lost Christianities - Bart D. Ehrman The Complete World of The Dead Sea Scrolls - Davies, Brooke, and Callaway The Lord of the Rings Trilogy - J.R.R. Tolkien The Book of Lost Tales - J.R.R. Tolkien The Book of Unfinished Tales - J.R.R. Tolkien Catcher in the Rye - J.D. Salinger Finished Reading: The Hobbit - J.R.R. Tolkien The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown Angels & Demons - Dan Brown Digital Fortress - Dan Brown Signs, Symbols, and Omens - Raymond Buckland Prophecies - Tony Allan The Art of Deception- Kevin Mitnick The Complete Book of Witchcraft - Raymond Buckland Blankets - Craig Thompson Sabriel - Garth Nix Fortunes:
-You are talented in many ways. -The only certainty is that nothing is certain. -You will soon discover how truly fortunate you really are. -You have a friendly heart and are well admired. -Your dreams are never silly; depend on them to guide you. -The smart thing to do is to begin trusting your intuitions. -You are more likely to give than give in. -Your path is arduous but will be amply rewarding. -Love truth but pardon error. -You are a man of righteousness and integrity. Concerts
Tattoo the Earth '00: Hed(pe) Sepultura Sevendust Slayer Slipknot Metallica World Tourbulence '02: Dream Theater One night in NYC '03: Yellow Matter Custard Reroute to Remain '03: Unearth Chimaira Soilwork In Flames Summer Tour '03: Fate's Warning Queensryche Dream Theater Fall Tour '03: Dave Matthews Band Fall Tour '03: String Cheese Incident SU Fall Concert '03: The Pat McGee Band Michelle Branch Guest Artist Concert '04: Bela Fleck and Edgar Meyer SU Spring Concert '04: Breaking Benjamin Fuel Summer Tour '04: Ben Folds Rufus Wainright Guster Summer Tour '04: Breaking Benjamin Three Days Grace Seether Evanescence | Funny shizcrap... Friday. 1.2.04 3:08 pm I don't know who wrote this, but I found it highly amusing, so I thought I'd share. HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see girlfriend along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass. Get in the shower. Wash your face Wash your armpits Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Shampoo your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass girlfriend, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned Laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see boyfriend along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror make mental note to do more sit-ups. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see boyfriend along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 4 Comments. I agree...
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