mood:

(sidenote: i cri. no one got the answer to the lyrics game last entry. tell you what ... if you guess both this entry’s lyrics and the last entry’s lyrics, i will give you three – nay, four coveted points. otherwise, the points stay the same.)

guess what guys. i drove today.

first behind-the-wheel class today! hells yessss.

well, actually, i'll go in chronological order. kinda sorta.

today were auditions for the play that no one has ever heard about, "hair today, gone tomorrow". i barely memorized my monologue today, performed like crap, but yeah. okay. i guess i'm lucky in the fact that there were five to seven male roles and only seven guys actually auditioned, but that will just make the sting worse if i don't make callbacks or the cast. oh well, whatever, i'm not stressing over it. if worst comes to worst i can always do crew.

okay, so after that, i had my behind-the-wheel class. well, it was after a bunch of mix-ups with scheduling and confusion, but it all turned out okay. we spent half of the time reviewing my driver's ed stuff in the car. but when i started driving ... oh man. it was so scary/cool/verging on the brink of death. i drove around sebastian drive and the surrounding area, practiced u-turns like seventeen thousand millionteen times, kept having to be reminded to stay at least two feet away from the parked cars (i'm deathly afriad of oncoming traffic), made some jerky stops, and kept forgetting to look left, right, and left. oh well, he said i was pretty good for the first lesson. then i drove to kinko's and made copies of my receipt for my behind-the-wheel classes while my instructor went to go get coffee at peet's coffee, and then i drove home.

those of you who have given me rides home in the past know how narrow my street (vista grande) is after the fork in the road. it's a two-way road, shared, but it's really narrow. usually it's not a problem, but just my luck that the first day i go out to drive, another car was coming my way. i totally freaked out and almost hit the curb, but my driving instructor grabbed the wheel and saved me. whew.

duuuude, you have no idea how deathly afraid i am of going fast. like, if i'm going down a hill or just going really fast in general, my foot moves itself to the brake pedal and i start slowing down. my instructor kept having to tell me to get my foot off of the brake and to not be afraid of going fast. i swear he was trying to kill me. oh well.

my instructor was, well ... he was a character. he was distracted by the female species. i drove by two ladies on hillcrest and he was like "okay you drive and i'll watch." i was like "ew, bitch, if i die because you snuck a peek at some ass, i will hate your face forevah." then he went and stared at some ladies walking their dogs when i was almost home (this was after i almost ran myself into the curb). and then when i got home and parked (i had to parallel park ... @____@), he was totally hitting on my mom. but, you know, he did save my life, so i guess it all balances out.

and that was my super fantastic day o’ driving. i hope you enjoyed the pitiful retelling of my near-death experiences today.

todays: i'm guessing no scrubs by tlc
yesterdays: fun fun fun by the beach boys. and don't worry driving is really awesome once you get the hang of it. just don't panic. panicking (sp?) is the worst thing you could do.
» jamie on 2004-08-31 01:49:12

you got the songs right
but you need the replaced word! (see "i wanna be on the hall of fame!")
» LifelessEyelid on 2004-08-31 09:32:46

I KNOW!
First Day = Replace "he" with "-s-he" Second = Replace "driver's" with "passenger's" BWAH! Love ya Rick, just got back, gimmie a call some time, whydon'tcha?
» Sonia (209.86.254.251) on 2004-09-02 06:01:57

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Well, I don't know if I have to include the names of the songs, too... But just in case, "Fun Fun Fun" by the Beach Boys, and "No Scrubs" by TLC (omg love).
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