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3. aji (ajibalaji89) - 3 points
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4. tracy (theatrechic184) - 2 points
4. esther (starryskies76) - 2 points
4. ciara (covered_in_rain10) - 2 points
5. stacey (chocobopnai) - 1 point
5. jan michael (Jmike1pinoy) - 1 point

i wanna be on the hall of fame! (click ->) []
to get your name up here, read the subject of the latest entry. it's a line from a song, with one word replaced. if you find out which word it is, the name of the song, and who performed it, comment on the post and you'll be added.

for example, if a subject was "slap me baby one more time," you'd know that the real lyrics are "HIT me baby one more time," so you'd comment on the entry saying:

"oh master rick, ruler of mankind! i, your humble servant, have found the true lyrics to the song. HIT, from the song ONE MORE TIME by BRITNEY SPEARS. i only pray that you will show great mercy and bestow upon my worthless self a single point and a mention in the sacred hall of fame. gramercies, oh omnipotent one!"

and i would do just that.

note to self ...
... START SUMMER READING.

UPDATED 07.03.04


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how that TRANSLATOR used to make me smile
Thursday. 05.20.04 07:39 pm
mood: optimistic

well, the dance is tomorrow. i got my ticket and everything. i'm really excited about this one.

let's see. i've noticed that most of my posts recently have been boring stuff about my drama. no one wants to read that. so i'm going to lighten the mood a little bit with some translator fun.

here, i took the lyrics to the infamous "baby got back" and translated the entire text into chinese. i then translated it back into english. hilarity ensued.

i have interwoven the lyrics for your enjoyment. english is in white, english to chinese to english is in red ...



Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt
Oh my god, Becky, the look

It is so big
it is very greatly

She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
she looks like in hers butt likely these to reprimand person girlfriend's

Who understands those rap guys
middle to understand these reprimand the person

They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok?
they and she only converses because she looks like an elephant complete prostitute, approval?

I mean her butt
I meant it is her butt

It's just so big
very greatly

I can't believe it's so round
I am unable to believe

It's just out there
it is therefore surrounds

I mean, it's gross
it is outside me there meaning,

Look, she's just so black
this is the total look, she is therefore the black




I like big butts and I can not lie
I like the big butt and I being unable to lie

You other brothers can't deny
your other brothers to be unable to deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
when the girl comes in by the itty piece waste

And a round thing in your face
and a round front matter in you to want your face

You get sprung
butt obtained the resilience

Wanna pull up front
which pulled out

Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Cuz you to pay attention to be deep deeply has been stuffed

Deep in the jeans she's wearing
in her is wears I the jeans

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
which hooked and I to be unable to stop staring

Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
Oh, I want to obtain

And take your picture
and adopt your picture with ya

My homeboys tried to warn me
my homeboys to try to warn I was young

But with that butt you got
but you obtain me by that butt

Me so horny
that to have the angle

Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
Ooh, the friction possess that smooth skin

You say you wanna get in my Benz
which you said you to want to obtain in mine benzene

Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy
well use me, used my you is not cuz which that average groupy




I've seen them dancin'
I saw they dancin

The hell with romancin'
the ' hell and romancin '

She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
she sweats, gets wet, obtains its goin ' to look like turbo '




I'm tired of magazines
I for the magazine is tiredly

saying flat butt's the only thing
said the even butt the only matter

Take the average black man and ask him that
took the common black and to ask his Vette

She gotta pack much back, so
she obtained the packing, therefore




Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
fellow (), The fellow ()

Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
had you the girlfriend to obtain the butt (hell)

Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
the well to vibrate it, vibrated it, vibrated it, vibrated it, the healthy butt

Baby got back
baby came back vibration



see? i warned you about the ensuing hilarity.

[sings "baby came back vibration"]

5 Comments.

Hahahaha
I'm having a pretty lame day, but man, way to go - lol - that was hilarious!
» AshleyEverhart on 2004-05-21 01:18:14


Funny, this is. Like is what JINX!!! does. :-D
» JINX!!! on 2004-05-21 01:34:02


Funny, this is. Like is what JINX!!! does. :-D
» JINX!!! on 2004-05-21 01:38:17


i suck at the plane game thing...200! is my best...but then again, i tried once..
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