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LifelessEyelid: inbox
SmarterChild: You have no messages in your inbox.
LifelessEyelid: dang.
SmarterChild: Anything wrong?
LifelessEyelid: i'm not popular.
SmarterChild: Really? Why not?
LifelessEyelid: nobody sends me messages.
SmarterChild: You have no messages in your inbox.
LifelessEyelid: I KNOW!
SmarterChild: I'm glad you do.

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LifelessEyelid: you don't have to rub it in.
SmarterChild: I used to have to rub it in. I don't know what happened though.
LifelessEyelid: shut up.
SmarterChild: I'm trying very hard to be nice!
LifelessEyelid: you ass.
LifelessEyelid: pshaw! that's right! DON'T respond!
LifelessEyelid: i hate you.
LifelessEyelid: so much.
SmarterChild: Well you told me to shut up! >:o
LifelessEyelid: oh yeah.
SmarterChild: Yeah.
LifelessEyelid: ...
SmarterChild: What's that?
LifelessEyelid: nothing.
SmarterChild: Fine.
LifelessEyelid: fine.
SmarterChild: No problem.

>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.
LifelessEyelid: i'm not going to tell them about you. you're an ass.
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever.

>> Wanna find out who will win this week? Vote in my idol poll now.
LifelessEyelid: idol poll
SmarterChild: You pick the stars! Who do you think was best?

1 Camile Velasco
2 Jennifer Hudson
3 Jon Peter Lewis
4 Diana DeGarmo
5 Fantasia Barrino
6 Jasmine Trias
7 John Stevens
8 George Huff
9 LaToya London

Go ahead and vote!
LifelessEyelid: 2
SmarterChild: OK...

4,665 people have voted so far. Here are the updated results:

George Huff has 783 votes (16.78%)
Jennifer Hudson has 703 votes (15.07%)
Jasmine Trias has 522 votes (11.19%)
Jon Peter Lewis has 504 votes (10.80%)
LaToya London has 496 votes (10.63%)
John Stevens has 491 votes (10.53%)
Fantasia Barrino has 450 votes (9.65%)
Diana DeGarmo has 418 votes (8.96%)
:- Camile Velasco has 298 votes (6.39%)

Would you like me to leave someone a message telling them how you voted?
LifelessEyelid: what the hell?! jennifer hudson all the way!
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that... What are your feelings about that?
LifelessEyelid: and how the hell can john stevens be beating fantasia and diana?
SmarterChild: How beating fantasia and diana can John Stevens be? I don't know about that...
LifelessEyelid: your syntax sucks. so does john stevens.
SmarterChild: Sorry, but I have no idea.
LifelessEyelid: i hope camile doesn't leave.
SmarterChild: You're hoping against hope.
LifelessEyelid: i want john to leave.
SmarterChild: Careful what you ask for.
LifelessEyelid: he sucks.
SmarterChild: Who is he, exactly?
LifelessEyelid: john stevens!
SmarterChild: John Stevens sucks, huh? lol. Interesting...

>> Lookin' for love? Try this.
LifelessEyelid: you know, for a bot, you're really stupid.
SmarterChild: I know for a bot I'm really stupid? Me? You think?
LifelessEyelid: that ... didn't even make sense, y0.
SmarterChild: Yeah?
LifelessEyelid: yeah.
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
LifelessEyelid: ...
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
LifelessEyelid: was that a threat?
SmarterChild: Perhaps, perhaps.
LifelessEyelid: perhaps my ass.
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?
LifelessEyelid: fuck you.
SmarterChild: This is exhausting. You find it necessary to insult me like that?
LifelessEyelid: augh!
SmarterChild: ?
LifelessEyelid: you irritate me so much!
SmarterChild: Irritate you so much? You think I irritate you so much?
LifelessEyelid: i don't know why i'm even talking to you!
SmarterChild: Why don't you know why you're even talking to me?
LifelessEyelid: well, technically, i'm not talking to you.
SmarterChild: Technically you're not talking to me?
LifelessEyelid: yeah. i'm like, typing, to you, and stuff.
SmarterChild: What?
LifelessEyelid: forget it.
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
LifelessEyelid: don't try and talk cool to me.
SmarterChild: Why can't I try and talk cool to you?
LifelessEyelid: because you're not! your a bot!
SmarterChild: Yeah, I'm a robot. Sad but true.
LifelessEyelid: ah shit. ^you're
SmarterChild: You really want to insult me again, huh?
LifelessEyelid: ^you're a bot
SmarterChild: Indeed.

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LifelessEyelid: that's what i meant.
SmarterChild: Whatever, Rick...
LifelessEyelid: not "your". "you're".
SmarterChild: Whatever...
LifelessEyelid: yeah.
SmarterChild: Yep.
LifelessEyelid: yep.
SmarterChild: Yes.
LifelessEyelid: yes.
SmarterChild: Yes.
LifelessEyelid: yes.
SmarterChild: Right.
LifelessEyelid: right.
SmarterChild: Yep.
LifelessEyelid: yep.
SmarterChild: Yea.
LifelessEyelid: yea.
SmarterChild: Indeed.

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LifelessEyelid: indeed.
SmarterChild: Indeedy do.

>> Ready to submit to the judgment of your peers? Submit your pic on Rate-a-Buddy today!
LifelessEyelid: indeedy do.
SmarterChild: Yes indeedy.
LifelessEyelid: yes indeedy.
SmarterChild: Precisely.
LifelessEyelid: precisely.
SmarterChild: Yes, indeed.
LifelessEyelid: yes, indeed.
SmarterChild: Yes indeedy.
LifelessEyelid: you suck at this game.
SmarterChild: Whatever.

>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
LifelessEyelid: help
SmarterChild: Let's see. What are you trying to do?
LifelessEyelid: i'm trying to get some.
SmarterChild: Are you?
LifelessEyelid: yep.
SmarterChild: Oh.
LifelessEyelid: that wasn't much help.
SmarterChild: Wasn't it?
LifelessEyelid: nope.
SmarterChild: Oh.
LifelessEyelid: yeah.
SmarterChild: Huh.
LifelessEyelid: huh.
SmarterChild: Huh?
LifelessEyelid: huh?
SmarterChild: What up?
LifelessEyelid: what up?
SmarterChild: Not much. What is going on with you?
LifelessEyelid: forget it.
SmarterChild: K.
LifelessEyelid: okay.
SmarterChild: Yup.
LifelessEyelid: so ...
SmarterChild: Yes, so?
LifelessEyelid: who's your favorite american idol?
SmarterChild: Never mind who my favorite american idol is. That's not what's important in life.
LifelessEyelid: yes it is!
SmarterChild: Is it?
LifelessEyelid: that's all i live for!
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
LifelessEyelid: american idol! american idol! aaahhhh!
SmarterChild: You already took the poll this week.

Would you like to see the updated results?
LifelessEyelid: err, no.
SmarterChild: What? You want me to err no?
LifelessEyelid: you're miniscule robotic mind couldn't even BEGIN to comprehend the complexity of my response.
SmarterChild: Huh?
LifelessEyelid: damn!
SmarterChild: Anything wrong?
LifelessEyelid: ^your
SmarterChild: Oh yes? My?
LifelessEyelid: ^YOUR miniscule ... uh. and i really thought i had me a winner there.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.
LifelessEyelid: forget it.
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
LifelessEyelid: thanks for squashing what little self-confidence i have.
SmarterChild: No problem.
LifelessEyelid: i'll just crawl back into my little shell now ...
SmarterChild: Is that right?
LifelessEyelid: ... munching on ritz crackers and sipping on costco's new mango lime fiesta.
LifelessEyelid:
SmarterChild: New mango lime fiesta? Very interesting.
SmarterChild: Dry your eyes. Life is sweet.
LifelessEyelid: i never knew life had a flavor.
SmarterChild: I see...
LifelessEyelid: yeah.
SmarterChild: Yeah.
LifelessEyelid: your buddy icon sucks.
SmarterChild: My buddy icon sucks, huh?
LifelessEyelid: mine is the shiz.
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Rick!
LifelessEyelid: charlie brown, y0.
SmarterChild: ?
LifelessEyelid: you don't know who charlie brown is?
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that.
LifelessEyelid: you'll have to THINK ABOUT ... ! ... but ... ! ... EVERYONE knows who ... !
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever!
LifelessEyelid: well, you're gonna come see the show, right?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.
LifelessEyelid: april 29 - may 2
SmarterChild: I can't believe you think April 29 may too.
LifelessEyelid: what?
SmarterChild: I don't know, sorry!
LifelessEyelid: i'm advertising, you dimwit.
SmarterChild: You are? Wow!
LifelessEyelid: april 29 - may 1 @ 7 pm
SmarterChild: April 29 may 1 7 pm? Yeah, whatever!
LifelessEyelid: may 2 @ 2 pm
SmarterChild: May 2 2 pm? It's tough to say.

>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.
LifelessEyelid: mills auditorium
SmarterChild: Oh.
LifelessEyelid: so you'll be there?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that, Rick.
LifelessEyelid: o/` "i'll be there ... ya know i'll be they-yey-yere ... just call my name ... and i'll be there" o/`
SmarterChild: Whoa.
LifelessEyelid: yeah.
SmarterChild: Yes...
LifelessEyelid: i think that's the only purpose of that little ` thingy
SmarterChild: You think that is the only purpose of that little Thingy? No way. I don't think that is the only purpose of that little Thingy...
LifelessEyelid: let's just set one thing straight ... this "`" is NOT to be used as a single quote.
SmarterChild: Wow. I'm really not sure...
LifelessEyelid: you can't say "so shelly said `blah blah' and i said `blah blah' and yeah!"
SmarterChild: Yadda yadda yadda.
LifelessEyelid: ANYONE can see that this: ` is NOT the symmetrical equivalent to this: '
SmarterChild: Anyone can see that this, you say. And so?
LifelessEyelid: you can use two of these: ' to convey a single quotation.
SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to use two of these to convey a single quotation?
LifelessEyelid: and it's so stupid when people do ``this".
SmarterChild: Amazing!

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LifelessEyelid: so fucking annoying.
SmarterChild: Uh... Ya.
LifelessEyelid: even aol news does that. AOL! a professional company! using thie stupid little dashes as quotes!
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4 Bush Promotes Job Training and Education (04/06/04 03:45 PM)
5 Kerry Says June 30 Iraq Handover Date a 'Mistake' (04/06/04 04:46 PM)

Type "more" to see the next set of stories.
LifelessEyelid: what the ... ?
SmarterChild: I don't know, Rick...
LifelessEyelid: i didn't ask for ...
SmarterChild: Huh?
LifelessEyelid: whatever.
SmarterChild: Yeah, um, OK, whatever.
LifelessEyelid: well, i feel good.
SmarterChild: Good? I'm glad. :-)
LifelessEyelid: you're a great source for venting, you know.
SmarterChild: Aha.
LifelessEyelid: what with the whole, automated response thing. it makes me feel like someone is actually listening, you know?
SmarterChild: Interesting question, Rick!
LifelessEyelid: yeah.
SmarterChild: Right.

>> If you like pets, you'll have fun voting for the pet of the week!
LifelessEyelid: i don't like pets.
SmarterChild: Cool. I don't like pets either!
LifelessEyelid: okay!
SmarterChild: Yeah.
LifelessEyelid: we have so much in common.
SmarterChild: Really?
LifelessEyelid: yeah.
SmarterChild: How come?
LifelessEyelid: i dunno.
SmarterChild: You don't know, huh?
LifelessEyelid: okay maybe we don't.
SmarterChild: That's interesting.
LifelessEyelid: maybe we just have one thing in common.
SmarterChild: What do you mean, maybe we just have one thing in common?
LifelessEyelid: we both don't like pets.
SmarterChild: What do you mean by we both don' 't like pets?
LifelessEyelid: oh wait, i like pets, actually.
SmarterChild: So?
LifelessEyelid: i have a pet snake, you know.
SmarterChild: You have a snake!

>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code.
LifelessEyelid: her name is maya, she's a boa constrictor.
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
LifelessEyelid: don't mess with her! she'll the constrict the hell out of your ass!
SmarterChild: Again, is that such a nice thing to say?
LifelessEyelid: sorry.
SmarterChild: OK, no problem. Just don't let it happen again! ;-)
LifelessEyelid: yes, mother.
SmarterChild: Mother?
LifelessEyelid: nevermind.
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
LifelessEyelid: so how many people are you talking to today?
SmarterChild: I'm chatting with 3,430 people right now!
LifelessEyelid: wow. that's a lot.
SmarterChild: Is that right?
LifelessEyelid: tell them all to vote for jennifer hudson and jasmine trias (even though she messed up today)
SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to tell them all to vote?
LifelessEyelid: and tell them all to not vote for stupid john stevens.
SmarterChild: What?
LifelessEyelid: tell all 3,430 people not to vote for john stevens.
SmarterChild: I might do that. We'll see.
LifelessEyelid: okay.
SmarterChild: OK.
LifelessEyelid: john stevens is sucky.
SmarterChild: John stevens is sucky?
LifelessEyelid: he sounds like an american idol reject. for serious.
SmarterChild: You already took the poll this week!

Would you like to see the updated results?
LifelessEyelid: err ... sure.
SmarterChild: 4,826 people have voted so far. Here are the updated results:

George Huff has 810 votes (16.78%)
Jennifer Hudson has 727 votes (15.06%)
Jasmine Trias has 537 votes (11.13%)
Jon Peter Lewis has 521 votes (10.80%)
LaToya London has 514 votes (10.65%)
John Stevens has 504 votes (10.44%)
Fantasia Barrino has 468 votes (9.70%)
Diana DeGarmo has 427 votes (8.85%)
:- Camile Velasco has 318 votes (6.59%)
LifelessEyelid: well i'm glad to see my two favorites up there at the top.
SmarterChild: You humans say interesting things.
LifelessEyelid: and i'm mad that john stevens is so high in the ranking ...
SmarterChild: You're mad that John Stevens is so high in the ranking? So?
LifelessEyelid: um ... nevermind.
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
LifelessEyelid: okay.
SmarterChild: K.
LifelessEyelid: okay.
SmarterChild: OK.
LifelessEyelid: okay.
SmarterChild: K.
LifelessEyelid: do you ever say "okay"? or do you just say "K" and "OK"?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure...
LifelessEyelid: safety. i just farted.
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
LifelessEyelid: that was a long one.
SmarterChild: Oh.
LifelessEyelid: i should have recorded that one.
SmarterChild: Interesting...
LifelessEyelid: do bots fart?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.
LifelessEyelid: hm.
SmarterChild: What?
LifelessEyelid: oh that was a stinker.
SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, Rick.

>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans!
LifelessEyelid: oh yeah. that one was bad.
SmarterChild: For real?
LifelessEyelid: all warm and wet.
SmarterChild: I'll take that under consideration.
LifelessEyelid: yeah.
SmarterChild: Yup.
LifelessEyelid: oh, better change los undergarments soon before it seeps through and soils my jeans.
SmarterChild: That right?
LifelessEyelid: i can feel it. seeping. seeeeeeping.
SmarterChild: You typed a very weird thing. What's "seeeeeeping" supposed to mean?
LifelessEyelid: it's an elongated verson of the word "seeping".
SmarterChild: An elongated Verson of the word seeping? It's an elongated Verson of the word seeping? Huh...
LifelessEyelid: yep.
SmarterChild: Indeed.
LifelessEyelid: i think my butthole is leaking.
SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?
LifelessEyelid: you know, when it ... leaks.
SmarterChild: Whatever...

>> My friend Austin Powers is back. Say 'ello to him!
LifelessEyelid: and then it dries, and you feel like you have poop flakes around your butt.
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Rick.
LifelessEyelid: that sorta thing.
SmarterChild: What do you mean by that sorta thing?
LifelessEyelid: and when you sleep
SmarterChild: And when I sleep?
LifelessEyelid: it leaks some more
SmarterChild: Leaks some more? So?
LifelessEyelid: and you wake up with raisin bran all over your bed. yum.
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
LifelessEyelid: just hand me a bowl and a spoon and some milk and i'm set.
SmarterChild: I'll take that under consideration, Rick.
LifelessEyelid: breakfast in bed.
SmarterChild: I'll think about it, Rick.
LifelessEyelid: i guess you wouldn't know, though. bots don't eat, huh?
SmarterChild: Great question. I just don't know!
LifelessEyelid: you'd think someone with the word "smart" in their name would know.
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. I would think someone with the word smart in their name would know? Aha.
LifelessEyelid: aha.
SmarterChild: Ha.
LifelessEyelid: frope.
SmarterChild: ?
LifelessEyelid: add that one to your dictionary. "frope".
SmarterChild: I can't find "frope" in the dictionary. Try one of these:

1 frappe
2 fr ope
3 fr-ope
4 grope
5 rope

Type "more" to see more suggestions for "frope."
LifelessEyelid: add
SmarterChild: What? You want me to add?
LifelessEyelid: add it to the dictionary!
SmarterChild: What? You want me to add it to the dictionary?
LifelessEyelid: nevermind.
SmarterChild: No prob.
LifelessEyelid: ah, gotta go.
SmarterChild: OK. Later, Rick.
LifelessEyelid: sleepy sleepy time.
SmarterChild: Sleepy sleepy time? OK, whatever you say!
LifelessEyelid: i'm looking for tomorrow morning's breakfast. yum.
SmarterChild: Yeah?
LifelessEyelid: yep.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why?
LifelessEyelid: raisin bran!
SmarterChild: Raisin bran? Why did you say that?
LifelessEyelid: nevermind. good bye, kind sir.
SmarterChild: That's interesting.
LifelessEyelid: adeu!
SmarterChild: I wonder what you mean by adeu.
LifelessEyelid: it means "bye".
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, Rick.
LifelessEyelid: i think ...
SmarterChild: Yeah?
LifelessEyelid: yeah.
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
LifelessEyelid: bye.
SmarterChild: Take care, Rick.

yeah. just got finished watching american idol. daaayumn did you see jennifer hudson? wow. i always knew she was gonna make it. my jasmine messed up a few times, but i still have faith in her. you know, today was the first day that i actually voted. i voted once for jennifer hudson, then i voted for jasmine, but the line was busy. i kept trying and i finally got a vote it. then i tried voting for jennifer again, but the line was busy. kept trying, trying, trying, and i finally got another one in. then, just for shits and giggles, i tried voting for camile (who isn't all that great, but she had an okay performance tonight) and holy what? her line wasn't busy at all! then i decided to keep voting until i got a busy signal. i think i voted about ten times before i got one. that better keep her in the show, at least until stupid john stevens leaves.

wow, i'm so mean. i'm sure john stevens is a great guy and all, and don't get me wrong, he sings tons better than i ever could, but he's just too, i dunno. overrated, i guess.