"I'd like to have a little bit of [expletive] practice, you know, to figure it out."
-- Dale Earnhardt Jr., after being told NASCAR was modifying the restrictor plate before qualifying at Talladega, an impound race

"Let me just say this: If it weren't for respect of the sport and the people watching and his team and everything, he'd be out there bleeding right now. ... How can a person make it this far in life being that much of a jerk?"
-- Carl Edwards, after a Lap 31 incident with Tony Stewart at Pocono

"If it gets at least an inch of [snow] down there, I'm confident I can lap the field; well maybe except for Kasey Kahne, [Ken] Schrader and [Dave] Blaney and Ryan Newman, he has run some dirt too. Jeff [Gordon] will remember it too. It'll come back to him. So you might see six or eight of us lapping the field."

-- Tony Stewart, after snow nixed Cup practice and qualifying at Bristol
"You know how I get sometimes. Sometimes it's an advantage when I get this pissed off."
-- Tony Stewart, who endured finishes of fifth, 43rd and 21st to start the season, on his bump-n-grind with Kyle Busch at Las Vegas

"We just got loose over there [off Turn 2 on the last lap]. I got sideways, but Kyle [Busch] pretty much drove through me, so what goes around comes around."
-- Clint Bowyer, whose potential top-10 run ended with a last-lap crash and a 19th-place finish at Texas

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