I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam.
His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room
and told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me.
She said that he would only be a few minutes.

After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down.
While waiting I observed that there were three items
on a stand next to the exam table:


^a Tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove and a beer.^

When the doctor finally came in I said,
"Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam.
I know what the K-Y is for and I know what the glove is
for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for ?



At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed
over to the door. He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse.......

Darn it Evelyn !!!!!!!!! !!
I said a BUTT LIGHT"

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Did you hear about the guy on the beach who found a bottle? He rubbed it and, sure enough, out popped a genie.

I will grant you three wishes, said the Genie. But there's a catch.
What catch? he asked.
The genie replied, Every time you make a wish, every politician in the world will receive double what you asked for.
Well, I can live with that! No problem! replied the elated man.
What is your first wish? asked the Genie.
Well, I've always wanted a Ferrari, he said.
POOF! A Ferrari appeared in front of the man.
Now, every politician in the world has two Ferraris, said the genie. Your next wish?
I'd love a million dollars, replied the man.
POOF! One million dollars appeared at his feet.
Now, every politician in the world has two million dollars, said the genie.
Well, that's okay, as long as I've got my million, replied the man.
What is your final wish? asked the genie.
The man thought long and hard, and finally said, Well, you know, I've always wanted to donate a kidney....

I need to visit the beach sometime. Maybe I will find my genie in a bottle.
» dave on 2006-08-12 02:35:16

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