Ok.. here's some more jokes for your amusement!!! Enjoy!!

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?" George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"

"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims. "How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of office for a year! '' As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche'."

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A Florida couple, Max and Flo, both well into their 80's, go to a sex
therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"

Max says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an
elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing
wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming,
wishes them good luck, charges them $50 and says goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to
watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment,
has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leaves.

Finally, after five or six weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm
sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

Max says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married, and we
can't go to her house. I'm married, and we can't go to my house. The
Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare."

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ROFLMAO!!! I absoultely luv them jokes!! great stuff!!
» CPKviperpheonix on 2006-04-05 03:25:24

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