Q: Why won't they allow elephants in public swimming pools?
A: Because they might let down their trunks.
* * * Q. Why do elephants have four feet?
A. Because lady elephants have big twats.
* * * Q: What do elephants use for tampons?
A: Sheep.
* * * Q: What do elephants use for condoms?
A: Snakes.
* * * Q: What do elephants use for vibrators?
A: Epileptic pigmies.
* * * Q: Why do elephants have long trunks?
A: 'Cos sheep don't have strings.
* * * Q: How do you know when an elephant has its period?
A: There is a quarter on your dresser and your mattress is missing.
* * * Q: What is an elephant's sex organ?
A: His foot... If he steps on you you're screwed!
* * * Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit card.
* * * Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a hooker?
A: A two-ton pickup.
* * * Q: What did the female elephant say during sex?
A: "Can I be on top this time?"
* * * Q: What did the elephant say to the nude man?
A: Cute, but can you breathe through it?

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