Wednesday. 11.23.05 8:06 pm
A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day his supply of the birds ran out, so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. Oh my, I am so sorry, the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! ! You know, he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" No, she replied, "You just happened to catch my eye."
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
A guy walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
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» ChrissyBabe1718 on 2005-11-23 09:15:25
yea, terrrible!!! lol, espically enjoyed the 2nd and 4th ones :-)
» CPKviperpheonix on 2005-11-23 10:39:32
Lol terrible jokes, but kinda clever
» KatnicityAnnToTheMax on 2005-11-23 11:43:00
Believe this..... it only gets worse from here... i found a rather nifty website just jam packed FULL of them!!!
» Kahne_Earnhardt_Fan on 2005-11-24 11:46:33
thankx... right now ill try anything. its the most rank smell...bleh
» orjustnoone on 2005-12-04 10:22:33
Thanks for your opinion on the necklaces. Liking all 3 was my problem too, lol. But I did go with the 2nd one. Sorry it took me awhile to get back to ya. Take Care
» Princess_00 on 2005-12-07 09:46:15
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