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Jay_Mestizo  Jay_Mestizo Age. 41 Gender. Male Ethnicity. \"white\"/ filipino / chinese Location nOrth jerZey, NJ School. Rutgers Univ » More info.
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Sign my guestbook or leave a message. Collection of links that I'll add to People who's ish I read when I'm bored... NUTANG! | The curious incident of the gas station. Tuesday. 9.28.04 I thought things like this stopped happening in high school. Apparently I was wrong.
So like, I'm on my way to school from home late last night. I'm with my two younger brothers. Dan's (middle child) is taking me in his truck and decides to stop for gas before we leave town. On the way to our usual station, this Jeep Grand Cherokee is bobbing and weaving in traffic like a whole ass. We made some small comment bout bad drivers but didn't think too much about it. Anyways, we finally get to the gas station, and pull in line for some gas. Now, you know when gas station lines get long, and like, you're kinda waiting for cars at the pump? So we'rein line with Dan's truck, but not completely straight, just the front end is in line. So then, as we're there, the same Jeep that we saw on the road pulls in a minute later but into the same line with us. But, it's creeping around us trying to take our spot in line. I look into the Jeep and theres a girl driving and she just kinda starts shaking her head at me. So, naturally I laugh and look at Dan saying, "Yo, this girl over here is shaking her head at us like she's gonna beat us in line." In response Dan says, "Whatever, watch this." And instead of waiting in line, he backs out and gets into a space on the opposite side of the pump, letting that girl take our place in line. As an added bonus we managed to get served earlier. However, as Dan's turning the truck around, some really fat guy starts grilling us hardcore from the passenger seat of the Jeep. I'm not one to take offense from looks, but this guy had the meanest face on, like he was trying to burn a hole through my head or something. Now, lets think about this situation. I have a fat guy and a girl in a Jeep giving me dirty looks while my brother is backing the truck up to give them a space. Naturally I'm a lil annoyed, and not one bit intimidated. I decide to stare the fat guy down while saying to Dan, "Yo bro, some fat guy sittin shotty is grillin us now." To which Dan replied by making fun of this guy's weight somehow. Now, I'm not sure how this dude heard us (especially since we had music in the truck), or whether he read our lips or something, but the next thing I know, this fat dude mouths, "Wut?!" and gets out of his car. WTF??? 1)We gave them the freakin space, 2)You were giving us hard looks, and we didn't even DO anything to you guys. So, Dan finishes pulling in at the pump, and looks up to see fatman outside of our truck yelling and waving his hands saying f this, f that. Blah blah blah, all talk. Dan rolls down his window and is like, "Do you wanna get tough?", to which fatman is like, "Yeah, f you" this and that. The next second, Dan, Darren, and I are all out the truck in a flash ready to fix this guy's ugly face for him. Did he think just because he was fat we'd find him intimidating? Dan is mouthing off at him, saying that if he really wanted to fight us we could settle it in the back and all, and I was just like, "Bro, you're about to get f'd up right now." I was totally expecting this guy to wanna rumble, but what happened next was totally unexpected. As soon as I finished my comment, and he saw how heated Dan was, and how there were 3 of us and 1 one him, fatman calms down dramatically and instead of waving his hands and cursing, he says, "Oh hey hey, no wait... I don't have beef with you guys... uh, I just wanted to know why you called me fat." The quickest thing Dan could think of in response was, "Cuz you are! Now know your role!". That alone was enough to make me want to start laughing, but no, it gets better. In response to that, fatman says (with a very blushing red face) "Okay okay, I'll be fat then..." So Dan's like, "Then get the f in your car.", and fatman gets back in his car and both him and his girl don't say a word or look at us. We get back in our car, and all die laughing. Darren decides to guilt trip us all saying, "Great, nice job guys. Now he's gonna go home, and hang himself." Although later he added, "Dan, I would've died laughing if instead of 'know your role' you said 'know your rolls'." Hahhaha. On one side, I feel terrible that we totally chumped that guy out in front of his girl/sister/cousin whatever, and he looked really embarrassed and defeated as he was saying, "Okay okay, I'll be fat then...". But on the other hand, this guy started the whole thing. We were being curteous and all. I mean, even the gas station attendent who came over was like, "Why did that ahole get out of this car?" I don't know! I do feel like he would've flaunted and acted like a tough guy had we chumped out or tried to be peaceful about it. I mean, it's like standing up to a bully you know? They're all tough when they don't get resistance, but once someone makes a stand and isn't intimidated, suddenly they're not so tough anymore. He probably figured two small asian guys were easy pickings or something (couldn't see Darren in the back cuz of tinted windows). Ah well, and that as they say, is that! 9 Comments. Darren!!!! hi dude..
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