v day was a flop, didnt manage to get any 'unlucky' girls to go out with me, so to say...instead i ended up at my local gym pumping away at the bench in a bid to kill my frustration...

really, i think its damn gay to be gymning on such a day, but what else to do? get drunk in a singles bar and hope to pick up some equally depressed/drunk chick? little chance of that i shld say..thought my time would be better spent making myself more attractive to the fairer sex, and hope for better chances next time. hah. anyway, i sort of managed to put away those unhappy thoughts at being still single at my age/ the pain of rejection, through putting all my energy into my workout and run after it. lol.

and surprisingly, fat ass joined me, which makes it even more gay. initially thought he would be dating some runner working for him, but end up he said he couldn't stand talking to her since she's all giggly and tampo bo ho sei and the like..and he's also broke..wtf..haha..i told him to gfy instead.

but..to all those ppl and friends who still read my boring posts, dont worry, i am not turning gay.. nv will. cos i love the female body and anatomy way too much to even remotely consider letting another male get near my behind. i am definitely still 120% hetero/straight and will be for this entire lifetime and the next and the next.

anyway, came across some crazy quizzes this morning while searching for that hilarious don and drew rendition of 'be my valentine' that i've been hearing on the radio for some time. quite long since i posted any quiz results on this blog.

first one
$4225.00The Cadaver Calculator - Find out how much your body is worth.

wow, i thought my corpse would at least be worth double or triple more than the lousy price quoted here, but guess not, since i indulge in so many unhealthy vices ald.

second one
24

seriously, this is a gross underestimation of my owning prowess..i definitely could take much more than 24! and not just 5 year olds, be they even 10 or 12 year olds..just bring it on! i have no morals whatsoever and most definitely be piledriving, f5~ing all of 'em and the like until they all beg for mercy, lol..to quote my favourite action hero john j. rambo, with a twist my own.. " when pushed, OWNING is as easy as breathing" hahaha!

but hey, thats not all..there are still many more weird quizzes on this site that i took them from,
JustSayHi.com
can try them out if you are really really bored..hah

oh yeah.. i almost forgot.. anyone got that don and drew song pls email to me at [email protected], or at least tell me where to find it, really love that song even though its kinda crappy..lol..

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