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A list of my sites. Lyric of the day
While poison ink spews
From a speech writers pen
He knows he don't have to say it
So it don't bother him My Weather guy. Ain't he sexy? | Operation SAL : Slap a Liberal Thursday afternoon Written by Erik Kelly. Walk up to a liberal on the street and SLAP them. They're going to want to fight you, but you say "whoa, whoa.. hold on there. You're a pacifist." Reminded of their beliefs, they compose themselves and say, "You're right. I'm sorry." So you whack them again, harder. Anger rises again, and our liberal test subject will respond with, "This is bullshit, I don't have to take this" and raise their fists. You say, "but wait, you don't believe in fighting under any circumstances, so what are you doing?" They apologize again, but keep nailing them harder, and they'll reach a point where they can't take it anymore, and you'll have a fight. A lot of democrats think Bill Clinton was a good president, mostly because he was a liberal and he showed in one way or another that a donkey can run the United States, albeit making an ass of himself in the process. When terrorists blew a hole in the Navy Vessel USS Cole, killing 17 servicemen and wounding 39 others, Clinton read a speech in which he promised (verbatim) that "this injustice will not go unpunished. The ones responsible for this will be hunted down". I didn't catch any hunting on the news. On August 7, 1998, bombs ripped through the American embassies in Nairobi and Tanzania, killing 214 and injuring 4000. Bill Clinton said (verbatim), "these aggressors will be found and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law". We bombed some suspected terrorist sites for a few days. Clinton slept around some more. Yawn. When terrorists flew planes into the World Trade Towers, bringing both of the main buildings down and killing 2,795 American civilians, the new (ELECTED) president George W. Bush said (verbatim), "listen, you want to fly planes into my fuckin' buildings, be prepared to reap the whirlwind". One month later we were in Afghanistan kicking ass, ridding the world of the regime most responsible for aiding Al Qa'eda at the time, the Taliban. Remember them? They're the fuckers we slow roasted with the Colonel's secret blend of 11 herbs and spices in late 2001/early 2002. You let someone slap you once, and they'll do it again, harder. Let them do it again harder, and they'll do it again, devastatingly. If you'll notice, the war mongering of North Korea has quieted down quite a bit. I can promise you that a battle plan has already been devised to take that country completely if it becomes necessary. If one of their test missiles goes astray and hits Japan, we will be automatically at war with North Korea by our ties to SEATO (South East Asia Treaty Organization). Our President's message is clear: You want to fuck with us, step up. We'll take care of you. If you want to know why the number of Republicans in this country is growing, consider the idea that people in America are sick of being shit on. Our President is not going to take anyone slapping us, and you should be damn grateful for that 8 Comments. that's pretty cool uhh.. did some research.. abraham lincoln: declared civil war: liberal republican. [was associated with republicans only for anti-slavery, and was obviously liberal forwanting to eradicate slavery] bushi bushi.
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