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Darth Maul

Many people argue that Darth Maul should have survived Episode I, but here's my theory.

Darth Maul had to die to show two things:
1) Obi Wan is a hard ass
2) Symmetry.

Now, the only thing that stops me is that Darth Maul does not look the way he does because it's his genes... no, those marks are tattooed onto his head... almost like George Washington, who had his face that we see tattooed on, when really he looked like Adrian Brody.

Darth Tyrranus may have sucked ass, but Maul needed to die. End of story.

dare I say I have no idea how this money thing works? But I have a feeling it's gonna rip my heart out at more than one point...

love, chris

Weekend Update

Monday. 3.15.10 4:40 pm

Well this weekend was a blast.

Went out to Millersville Saturday morning to help surprise one of my fraternity brothers with a man shower (the awesome male equivalent to a baby shower), which consists of hanging out, getting hammered, and seeing where the chips fall.

The chips fell with getting obnoxious and making everybody hate you. Possibly my favorite drunken thing ever.

The only way to describe what Kirk and I were like after 10 hours of drinking was natural disaster. These poor people had no idea what was happening. We could have been a hurricane, or a tornado... same thing really. Everything's fine, and then BOOM, lives are ruined, people are devastated, and yet somehow, people are adding me as a friend on facebook two days later...

Anyway, it was a blast, but now we can't ever go back to Millersville.

Drove home yesterday, and then slept for about six hours to catch up on what I had missed because of the epic of Millersville.

And I just got seasons 1 and 2 of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" in the mail. So I am very excited for that to get watched.

In fact.. I might start doing that now.

Yours in Professionalism,
Dorms

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