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Darth Maul

Many people argue that Darth Maul should have survived Episode I, but here's my theory.

Darth Maul had to die to show two things:
1) Obi Wan is a hard ass
2) Symmetry.

Now, the only thing that stops me is that Darth Maul does not look the way he does because it's his genes... no, those marks are tattooed onto his head... almost like George Washington, who had his face that we see tattooed on, when really he looked like Adrian Brody.

Darth Tyrranus may have sucked ass, but Maul needed to die. End of story.

dare I say I have no idea how this money thing works? But I have a feeling it's gonna rip my heart out at more than one point...

love, chris

Great taste that'll won't fill you up and'll never let you down....

Saturday. 2.6.10 2:49 am

It's me... I'm the great taste that won't do those things...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANYWAY, whatup, NuTang? How's it been? How's your mum?

I've always heard when you have difficult news you should lead with a joke, so.... it may be in bad taste, but here we go:

A man is on his daily walk, he's been doing this every day for fifteen years, it is a scenic walk, as he passes a lake on the way. Well this particular day as he walks by the lake he sees a young woman, around 20, by the lake in a wheelchair. He hears her crying, and being a decent human being wants to make sure that she's alright. He gets there and asks:

"are you alright?"
"no..." she responds
"well what's wrong?" the man asks?
"well... I've been in this chair my whole life... and I've never been hugged before."

So, the man, feeling like a good Samaritan gives her a hug, she stops crying and seems genuinely happy. The man leaves, and feels rather good about himself.

The next day, our hero is on his walk, as he passes the lake he sees the same girl, in the same spot. He goes over and asks:

"What's wrong?"
"Well... it's embarrassing... but... I've never been kissed before."

The man, feeling justified, gives the girl a passionate kiss. Right on the mouth. He goes home feeling strange, but glad he could do a favor.

THE NEXT DAY! He's on his walk, sees this girl in the same spot, crying the same tears, in the same wheelchair. He goes over and asks:

"Okay, why are you still crying? I've hugged you, I've kissed you... I mean honestly what else could you possibly want?"

The girl lifts her head, looks him right in the eye and says "I've never been fucked before..."

The man ponders for a few seconds, then picks the girl up out of the wheelchair, takes her down to the edge of the lake, and throws her in... as he is walking away he yells...

"THERE! NOW YOU'RE FUCKED!"

I hope you're laughing, if not, fuck you if you can't take a joke.

But here's the news... I'VE BEEN CHEATING ON YOU!!!!

Yes it's true, as some of you know I love me some sports, but I did not want to pollute my blog here with all sports all the time... so, I decided to start a new blog... if you're interested in sports... check it out

http://dormsintheflat.blogspot.com/

I hope we can still be together... I love you, NuTang...

Also, Zombieland is one of the best movies I've seen in a few year... I am a zombie fanatic, and a bit of a snob... but this movie was really refreshing. So if you haven't seen it... go effing see it.

Alright, that is all for now... lovesies

1 Comments.

Heh... I've heard that joke before. I tried to tell it when I was in middle school, but I didn't swear back then so I said "screwed" and nobody understood what I was talking about. X|

Zombieland was pretty decent, didn't have any big plotholes or anything. For some reason though it just didn't appeal to me that much...
» randomjunk on 2010-02-06 11:15:14

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