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Darth Maul

Many people argue that Darth Maul should have survived Episode I, but here's my theory.

Darth Maul had to die to show two things:
1) Obi Wan is a hard ass
2) Symmetry.

Now, the only thing that stops me is that Darth Maul does not look the way he does because it's his genes... no, those marks are tattooed onto his head... almost like George Washington, who had his face that we see tattooed on, when really he looked like Adrian Brody.

Darth Tyrranus may have sucked ass, but Maul needed to die. End of story.

dare I say I have no idea how this money thing works? But I have a feeling it's gonna rip my heart out at more than one point...

love, chris

Formal Crasher

Sunday. 4.22.07 8:13 pm

So last night. I'm sitting here, just like I am now. Bored out of my skull. Wondering if I will end up doing anything at all with my night. When I get a text message from Eric, who is at the Sig Phi Del formal saying that I have to come to the next one.

I agree, and five minutes later I get a phone call from Eric telling me what a good time he's having. And then K-Feld gets on the phone. And she harasses and harasses until I start to think it may actually be a good idea.

So.

I get in my car, gas up, and head out to freakin' READING. After an hour and a half on the road, I arrive at my destination. The Ramada Inn (or Ramadan) in Reading.

Everybody was pretty shit hammered when I got there, but no worries. A bottle of rum and a Sparxx later I had caught up! And then things start to get a little hazy.

I remember very clearly that Malibu was legendary last night. As well as this morning when I walked down to the room that him, Eric, K-Feld and Miriam stayed in. A very good time all around.

And that ladies and gentlemen. Makes me a Formal Crasher. Next step, bar mitzvahs and then maybe I'll make it to the big show and start crashing weddings... maybe.. there is potential.

Anyway. Next topic.

I finally am done with this damn car accident. A full week later, I have paid off the guy I crashed into on 611, and now my headlight's still out, and I'm now poor...er by 600 bloody dollars.

But at least that's over with. Now it's all about paying my dad back three hundred feckin' dollars while at the same time throwing about 300 dollars in the bank every week so I can pay for school next year. OH and let's not forget that I have to send the second half of my security deposit to Brookwood by next Friday... another 221 dollars.

I am the economy, at this point.

It will all be worth it in August, though.

Love,
Chris

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2 Comments.

Good to know you were easily abl eto catch up to everyone else's level of drunkenness. You may want to consider robbing a bank.
» Dilated on 2007-04-23 05:15:19

Crashing formasl sounds like fun! O Yea money sucks...
» lyndeep on 2007-05-11 11:08:40

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