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Darth Maul

Many people argue that Darth Maul should have survived Episode I, but here's my theory.

Darth Maul had to die to show two things:
1) Obi Wan is a hard ass
2) Symmetry.

Now, the only thing that stops me is that Darth Maul does not look the way he does because it's his genes... no, those marks are tattooed onto his head... almost like George Washington, who had his face that we see tattooed on, when really he looked like Adrian Brody.

Darth Tyrranus may have sucked ass, but Maul needed to die. End of story.

dare I say I have no idea how this money thing works? But I have a feeling it's gonna rip my heart out at more than one point...

love, chris

Okay, it's time to talk.

Sunday. 1.14.07 3:44 am

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO okay so here we go, I'm not gonna make mention of how great or sucky life is, because it's at a balance nowadays... here's why.

Still don't have financial aid, that sucks...
Do have a job, if you want the Intelligencer every day. I'm your guy.
I don't have a girlfriend... I'M LOOKING, LADIES!
I don't have a band.
I am SHITHOUSED right now, because my best friend Dave was all "hey, let's get shitfaced tonight..." and we did.
I still have impeccable dunk typing skills.

Everything all of the sudden got bordered to the right, I don't care.

Point is, I'm happy right now. I have a job where I make my own hours, and I actually earn what I put into it... that's all I needed, folks.

Although, as aforementioned.. I am on the market for a girlfriend... it's gonna be tough in this high school town to find somebody I'm actually interested in, but oh well. I'm there, haha.

Anyway, drunk rambling complete... PEACE!

Love,
Chris

3 Comments.

Hey.. Life finally taken a good round on you...
Congrats... Hope you get a girlfriend soon.. Haha
» Xboyz on 2007-01-14 08:55:16

Yay for drunken typing! I find that my drunken typing is much more anal about grammar and punctuation.
» ikimashokie on 2007-01-14 03:57:37

If you somehow manage to get a girlfriend by advertising here I'll... do... something unusual. :P

I just realized that we have a lot of people named Chris here....
» randomjunk on 2007-01-15 01:21:38

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