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Darth Maul

Many people argue that Darth Maul should have survived Episode I, but here's my theory.

Darth Maul had to die to show two things:
1) Obi Wan is a hard ass
2) Symmetry.

Now, the only thing that stops me is that Darth Maul does not look the way he does because it's his genes... no, those marks are tattooed onto his head... almost like George Washington, who had his face that we see tattooed on, when really he looked like Adrian Brody.

Darth Tyrranus may have sucked ass, but Maul needed to die. End of story.

dare I say I have no idea how this money thing works? But I have a feeling it's gonna rip my heart out at more than one point...

love, chris

Well then.

Sunday. 11.26.06 3:32 pm

It turns out I'm a lurker/contributer. Sweet, NuTang.

Anyway, I'm alive... Black Friday didn't end my life, although it probably should have. A couple of notes from the shift from Hell:

-I sold nothing but iPods and other mp3 players all day... kind of boring at times, but if I were working on commission, I wouldn't be writing this right now, I'd be in Aruba with my new friends.

-Whilst wearing my BRIGHT RED circuit city shirt, standing with a key to the iPod case, and helping other people out... at least 30 people came up to me and asked "do you work here?"

-I think this will improve my morale at the Cocaine Industry, I've seen how busy it can get, and really I don't care about it... I've seen the worst of that store, and now I'm past it. So that's fantastic?

But on to things I could actually care about.. I'm going out to Millersville next weekend. It's gonna be a big weekend, and very fun for me.. while not fun for some others... moohahahaha.... but one thing is certain... there will be booze.

And I can't wait.

Alright, so that's all for now.. I'm gonna just sit alone drowning in my dementia so that I can provide more humorous entries for all of you in the future.

Love,
Chris

3 Comments.

Haha I never thought about that before
You poor employees. Us consumers are always worrying about how we're gonna stiff arm the person next to us, not about the souls of the people who have to serve us...yeesh. Black Friday. Good thing I never go shopping.

Good luck w/ that booz :)

» The-Muffin-Man on 2006-11-26 03:49:58

time to relax
Now that you survived black friday, you need time to relax. :)
» kkama67 on 2006-11-26 10:24:45

hmm
GO POSTAL!
» etheracide on 2006-11-27 06:54:52

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