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Darth Maul

Many people argue that Darth Maul should have survived Episode I, but here's my theory.

Darth Maul had to die to show two things:
1) Obi Wan is a hard ass
2) Symmetry.

Now, the only thing that stops me is that Darth Maul does not look the way he does because it's his genes... no, those marks are tattooed onto his head... almost like George Washington, who had his face that we see tattooed on, when really he looked like Adrian Brody.

Darth Tyrranus may have sucked ass, but Maul needed to die. End of story.

dare I say I have no idea how this money thing works? But I have a feeling it's gonna rip my heart out at more than one point...

love, chris

11/07/2006 12:00:17 AM

So, turns out I have Holiday Hours at good ol' Circuit City now.

Which means the dream days of being out of work by 9:15 at the latest are over. Let's extend it an hour, folks, even though the customers won't figure it out for like 3 weeks until they think that the store might be open later than usual do to the Holidays.

So maybe then we should start Holiday Hours. Not on November 6th. What kind of plan is that?

So what if the Circuit City Corporation is the largest buyer cocaine in the known universe? Would that explain it? Maybe, so until I get a real answer I'm going with that.

Anywhodles, today is Election Day. And for my boy Patrick Murphy it's the moment of truth. For me this election is the most important one happening today. It will definitely show if America has grown up, at least the 8th district. If it has, and we have started to see through our own bullshit, Patrick Murphy will be on his way to Washington. If not, Bush sycophant Mike Fitzpatrick will be there again finishing out good ol' Georgie's term.

Anyway, I'm gonna get back to some Tiger Woods before bed. I'll have more for you guys tomorrow... maybe.

6 Comments.

Welcome to NuTang. Such is the life.. workin for the universe's largest buyer of cocaine.
» dave on 2006-11-07 01:23:38

Huh
Circut city buys cocaine?
» kkama67 on 2006-11-07 01:46:51

Welcome
I forgot to say welcome to nutang. I enjoyed your first blog.
» kkama67 on 2006-11-07 02:09:40

Welcome, welcome! You'll love it here. I guarentee it. ;) And you won't find drugs here. NuTang is addicting as is.
» Silver-dot- on 2006-11-07 09:30:13

Holiday hours... sounds real... fun.

*Insert generic welcome here*
» randomjunk on 2006-11-07 06:07:22

ugh
i work at the mall...at a portrait studio...very few customers get as crazy as exhausted moms at christmas trying to get family portraits of screaming kids who want to see santa....

thankfully *dripping with sarcasm* they put both santa AND the train ride RIGHT outside our store!

good luck, soldier...stay strong.
» invisibleinkling on 2006-11-08 07:06:27

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