"Notice that the stiffest tree is most easily cracked, while the bamboo or willow survives by bending with the wind." -Bruce Lee

I've been bending with the wind very well lately...and life is so much better that way. I haven't been obsessing over the past, I'm bending with the present. If my theory of combining relativity in physics to time is correct, then I have all the "time" in the world. I've come to the conclusion that I shouldn't date until i'm at least almost out of school. Besides, whats the point really?... when you could just have friends, hang out together, and have a great time with none of "those" expectations.

Oh my, I'm so temped to write about Dale, but I know he might read it and then i'll get embarassed...I'll just say...I'm sooo glad we're friends. Or I'm glad, as he calls it, that he's my "homeboi" haha. He's a cool guy.

Oh oh..today, i heard someone say "have u had any up-dog lately" and i was like...what does that mean? So when I got home, I did a trustly google search on "What is Updog" but I could only bring up things that say "What's up dog" Then and whole hour later...i finally got it! hahaha, Like when someone asks you..."Have you had any updog lately, ur suppose to say, "what's up dog" its genious.

Oh and one more thing. I'm so embarassed to admit this, hehe. Before graduating, the girls and I had dinner at Hiro Japanese Steakhouse. We were at the hibachi tables and everytime the cook sliced a peice of butter, he would say "butterfly!" And i swear he said it sooo many times. The whole time tho, i was thinking that he said that because it looked like a butterfly ya know. So then about a month later (last night) I was sitting with my mom having tea and then...i finally got it!!!!! The butter that he sliced flew into the grill, so like...butter...fly..butterfly! I swear, I think my mom beleives i'm slightly mentally retarded.

Wow, i've never written so ditsy-ish in my life....







Here something i found to be humorous and quite satirical: (sorry, it says shit a lot)

Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us? hahaha
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
Creationism: God made all shit.
Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
Darwinism: This shit was once food.
Capitalism: That's MY shit.
Communism: It's everybody's shit.
Feminism: Men are shit.
Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.
Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?
Agnostic #3: What is this shit?
Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
Atheism: What shit?
Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!
Nihilism: No shit.


And of course we must add...Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens-one day at a time!

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