Today, for a photojournalism assignment, I had to go on campus and take pictures of a building. It's Alabama, there's a drought, it's hot. And HUMID. Really, really humid. Standing outside for more than five minutes causes me to sweat like a maniac (sexy, I know). So after an hour of picture taking, I was hot, sweaty and miserable. And ready for a cold drink from Cambridge Coffee, the coffee shop across the street from campus.
The first thing I did when I got to Cambridge was head for the bathroom so I could rinse my face off. I knocked on the door, like I always do. I heard nothing so I went it. Because it was unlocked. And there, sitting on the toilet, was an ooooold fucking woman. Probably in her 80s. And she didn't say a word! She just looked at me. And I said, "Well thanks a lot for not locking the door or saying anything when I knocked."
Too rude? Tough shit. Old does not equal stupid. If somebody knocks on the door, you should say something. Nobody wants to be subjected to anybody on a toilet ever. Unless they're a pervert. Ugh, it was so embarrassing and gross. Yes, gross. Old people on toilets are gross.
Whatever, I probably was probably too rude but seriously, who wouldn't be embarrassed and annoyed after something like that?
Awkward. :S
» randomjunk on 2007-06-18 02:01:12
OMG'D!!! Maybe she was in the middle of pushing out a turd that she could not respond to the knock? ha ha ha ha!
» kKaMa67 on 2007-06-18 02:20:53
Maybe she was an alien Who doesn't speak English.
If that happened to me, I'd end up apologizing profusely. Heh.
» middaymoon on 2007-06-18 02:51:40
craaazy It's hard to be polite when you're sweaty and uncomfortable.
» invisible on 2007-06-18 03:44:42
I think her right to feel embarrassed is greater than yours. You walked in on her on the JoHn.
By the way, JoHn = toilet. Jon = cool guy. Remember that.
» Dilated on 2007-06-18 04:11:56
Way to diferenciate. Heh. I apologize too easily.
» middaymoon on 2007-06-18 09:53:25
Maybe she needed help off the seat...
» Silver-dot- on 2007-06-18 10:21:20
Uh.. maybe she can't hear your knock because she's a little deaf?
» Nuttz on 2007-06-18 10:39:02
That old lady is insane!
» Bizzle_whore on 2007-06-19 01:28:40
ack. deffinetly more awkward then i would ever be able to survive.
pagemaster=love. i read the book like, five times.
» bananaface on 2007-06-19 04:13:29
Perhaps a small change in the expression is due... "I've fallen in and I can't get up!"
» Le_Jes on 2007-06-20 02:09:18
Thanks. :D
» Le_Jes on 2007-06-22 01:15:57
I think thats awesome. More people should put passively rude people in their place. Also on your top 5 movies the top 4 are some of my favorites :)
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