Do not eat a giant chocolate bar at 4 in the afternoon if the only other thing you�ve put in your belly that day is coffee.

-You will not feel well.
-You will bitterly regret your lack of self control.
-You will kind of, a little bit, wish you were dead.
-You will feel like vomiting, but will find a way to keep that from happening because you have to use a key to get into the restroom in the hallway thanks to the crazy motherfucking bums that live in the city of Portland.
-You will get a dirty look from your coworker for taking that chocolate bar without telling them you were going to (even thought they claim they �don�t really like candy�).
-BULLSHIT!
-EVERYONE LIKES CANDY.

hahahaha
awesome.
You're right, everyone DOES LIKE CANDY. If you lie about that shit, you're gonna getcha candy ATE.
» Zanzibar on 2011-01-05 10:51:53

Mmm... chocolate XD
» Midnight on 2011-01-06 08:42:30

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