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I like being online. You do this ^_^ enough and everyone thinks you're happy! Excellence. Anyway, Busch Gardens Stories!!

~~Bacon, Granola, Cherries, Straw Paper~~

:-D We were at Kings Mill On The James (nice place, nice roomservice, bad reception) and at breakfast on Saturday, Liz is playing with her food, making a smiley face. She made hair from Granola, eyes from cherry pits (which she STOLE FROM MEH! WHAA!), and a smiley face from a cherry stem. So I, joking, called it Pawel. She nearly pissed herself and added a cherry stem as glasses (right across the eyes. WTF MATE?!?). She added a piece of paper from the straw and folded it at one end, making it a tie. So it was Pawel at WORK! -giggles- Then she added bits of bacon to make horns! :-D! It really was the goat! oh, and there was a cherry pit nose, so he'd been in a fight and he has a granola goatee! :-D That was our morning.

~~~Renamed : The Fighting Goat At Work Named Pawel!~~~

~Busch Gardens~

Liz will probably re-name this 'Susan Being Incompetent' or 'Susan is unable to execute simple tasks that are needed in daily life (AKA, stupid!!)' I thought her mom said on the cellphone they'd meet us on this AWESOME ride (it was huge) and apparently they didn't. THEN I went on once more without Liz and I came out and we had to run to catch the bus back to K.M.O.T.J, and we missed it anyway. So I took off my shirt and, in a bikini, flagged down a taxi. -smirk-

~~Renamed : Susan Being Incompetent~

Quotes from the trip-

Liz- MOOOOOOOOOT!
Meh- I need a shotgun...

Liz- EL SAFO! MOOT! EL SAFO! MOOT! -screaming/singing while dancing around the condo-
Meh- -goes into bathroom and studies bathtub- Not deep enough.. and drowning in a toilet is just dumb

Meh- Oh! Lemme do a Cosmo impression! fuck this...fuck that...fuck you...oh fuck...fuck the fucking world...wanna fuck...fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck....I'm so smart! I'm so rich! FUCK ME!
Liz- -on the floor in hysterics-

Liz- -tosses meh her mums cellphone- Here, call Tony...MOOT!
Meh- >.> Okay... -calls him and gets bad reception. Eventually gets voicemail (which he changed and is spiffehful) and leaves following message : Liz was sick in the head. I had her shot. I'm sorry.-

Liz- Mom, can you get us Pina Colada's with Rum?
Mom- No
-Ten Minutes Later-
Mom- Here, I got you those Pina Coladas!
Meh and Liz- :-D!!

Meh and Liz- PENIS COLLASEUS!
Meh- Mm.. PENIS CLITITOS!
(^as dumb as that one sounds, it cracked us up for a lloonnngg time^)

Liz- M-O-O-N! That spells tractor!
Meh- >.>;; I want one...
Liz- ?
Meh- A joint

>_<


And a recent convo with Lara- (It has been modified, I love you, but some of you reading this might have been mentioned! O.O!)




BluBerryEyeLiner: -sulks-
BelleDame247: please tell me what's wrong
BluBerryEyeLiner: -sighs- it's not FAIR!
BelleDame247: What isn't?
BluBerryEyeLiner: THAT
BluBerryEyeLiner: Bad day...
BluBerryEyeLiner: Kerri doesn't even give a shit who her boyfriend is
BluBerryEyeLiner: I WANT so many people
BelleDame247: do you like Sam?
BluBerryEyeLiner: No!
BluBerryEyeLiner: But it's just...
BelleDame247: alright
BluBerryEyeLiner: she gets it SO easy
BluBerryEyeLiner: and I want so many people
BluBerryEyeLiner: but I get someone who is madly in love with me and I don't.. even like him more then a friend
BluBerryEyeLiner: And I have TRIED SO FUCKING HARD
BluBerryEyeLiner: and no body...ever..notices
BelleDame247: yeah, i know how that is
BluBerryEyeLiner: You want help, I can give you help
BluBerryEyeLiner: I ask you for help, you will HONESTLY LAUGH at who the fuck I like
BluBerryEyeLiner: I ask Liz, she rolled her eyes and says I'm a whore
BluBerryEyeLiner: I ask Siro, she gives her flat down opinion of everyone
BelleDame247: who do you like?
BluBerryEyeLiner: You will laugh
BluBerryEyeLiner: and/or/probably tell him/them
BelleDame247: i promise, just let me know who
BluBerryEyeLiner: Promise by blood, love and affection?
BluBerryEyeLiner: Break it, you lose all 2
BluBerryEyeLiner: ^3
BelleDame247: i do
BluBerryEyeLiner: -sighs-
BluBerryEyeLiner: () is age
BluBerryEyeLiner: --- (21)
BluBerryEyeLiner: --- (14-15?)
BluBerryEyeLiner: --- (18)
BluBerryEyeLiner: --- (17)
BluBerryEyeLiner: --- (17)
BluBerryEyeLiner: And everyone says it's WRONG!
BelleDame247: I don't think it is
BluBerryEyeLiner: Because no one my age interests me
BelleDame247: i agree
BelleDame247: --- (21) is a bit too old in my opinion, but the other ones are acceptable
BelleDame247: guys are age are so immature
BluBerryEyeLiner: --- doesn't want to, --- is taken, ---, if I asked it would ruin my friendship with him and he probably/definately wouldnt (plus he's friends with ---), --- would but I don't know, --- is still getting over someone
BluBerryEyeLiner: But you don't SERIOUSLY like anyone!
BelleDame247: yeah i do. a guy named Robert, he's 15 and i met him at Otakon
BluBerryEyeLiner: -sighs and slams her head desk into the table-
BluBerryEyeLiner: there is no JUSTICE in the world
BluBerryEyeLiner: I mean, is this hell, or am I hallucenating?!
BelleDame247: I'm afraid it isn't.
BluBerryEyeLiner: -grumbles-
BluBerryEyeLiner: and she just.. nothing
BluBerryEyeLiner: And Gary is OBSESSED with me!
BluBerryEyeLiner: plus, I probably could have who ever I wanted
BluBerryEyeLiner: but I don't WANT anyone else!
BluBerryEyeLiner: I want Torrey! Short of getting that, I want them
BluBerryEyeLiner: IM JUST A GREEDY BITCH
BelleDame247: no, you're human. that's all.
BelleDame247: We're flawed
BluBerryEyeLiner: -grumbles-
BluBerryEyeLiner: it's not fair!~
BluBerryEyeLiner: Men just... men suck
BelleDame247: Not all
BelleDame247: ive been listening to the cowboy bebop soundtrack
BelleDame247: right now im listening to "Rain"
BelleDame247: good song when you're down
BluBerryEyeLiner: -listens to Nickelback-
BluBerryEyeLiner: -changes it to Robbie Williams "Angel"-
BluBerryEyeLiner: -cries-
BelleDame247: One thing Susan..Kerri really does like Sam, a lot and he likes her too. be happy for both of them
BluBerryEyeLiner: -sighs- i am
BluBerryEyeLiner: I've been happy for them
BluBerryEyeLiner: But it's not fair..
BluBerryEyeLiner wants to send file C:\WINDOWS\Desktop\SUSAN\New\Gundam_Wing_-_1x2_-_Angels.wmv.
BelleDame247: -nods- It isn't. But life is unfairso get used to it.
BluBerryEyeLiner: I KNOW LIFE IS NOT FUCKING FAIR
BluBerryEyeLiner: TRY FALLING IN LOVE AT THIRTEEN TO ONE OF THE MOST-SELF CENTERED, ABUSIVE BASTARDS IN THE WORLD
BluBerryEyeLiner: IS THAT FAIR!!?!?
BelleDame247: 'ONE OF THE MOST-SELF CENTERED, ABUSIVE BASTARDS IN THE WORLD'
BelleDame247: who's that?
BluBerryEyeLiner: Torrey
BluBerryEyeLiner: who else
BelleDame247: ohh
BluBerryEyeLiner: yep
BluBerryEyeLiner: get out of my font!
BelleDame247: nope
BelleDame247: dont feel like closing the window.
BluBerryEyeLiner: -sighs-
BluBerryEyeLiner: i need an umbrella for my heart
BelleDame247: very sorry, but i must go
BelleDame247: ill call you tomorrow, okay?
BluBerryEyeLiner: fine
BluBerryEyeLiner: shoo
BelleDame247: heh, alright.


Ritual Suicide's looking rreeaalllyy nice right about now...


Now, just, WHICH ritual suicide?!

I think Seppuku...that looks nice and painful.

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