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Lookie! I'm home before midnight! Is that not the spiffist shit out there? It is, so nyah. :-P! -giggles- It's 7:27 right now.. -sulks- But I have nothing to do. Everyone is so boring. I was discussing the morality shown in Dantes Purgartory, Inferno and Paradise with Siro, but then she left meh. Pathetic, I find it distictly annoying.

Quotes from todays work-

"You are a bitch!"
"So are you! I wish I'd never married you" (They've been married and haressing each other for 30 years! >_<)

"COULD YOU GET THAT POLE ANY FARTHER UP YOUR CUNT?!?!"
"ONLY IF YOU SHOVE IT THERE WITH YOUR SHIT BIDDING!" (Best friends)

"Her spirit would zezasporate! I mean, er, disapate!"
-Susan checks Sarah's drink for Cocaine-

"I hate people who cut. It's so nasty."
-Slips her hands into her pockets and walks away to collect score cards-

>_< Pretty weird people out there. Anyway, I have made the 'Rules For Caddy Treatment'

1.We are people too.
2. We are NOT psychic! We need visual and audible symbols that you are requesting our presences.
3. Just because we do not know where your hand sewn hanky with the light purple/pink rose petals is, does not qualify us as idiots.
4. Caddying tripping is a SIN!
5.Tapping our rear-ends is not a good way to get our attention. We haves names to call out, or ELBOWS to tap.
6.It is rarely the caddies fault.
7.Caddies usually know how to play Bridge. You can have them play your hand as you use the bathroom. You do not have to start yelling about your bladder habits to anyone within a radius of 30 miles.
8.Caddies are not skinny enough to slip through the 3 inch space between your chair and the person behind you. We will get you an annorexic caddy if you want one, but until then.
9. Just because you have been waiting 30 seconds, does not mean that a caddy is not coming. This does not mean that you need to continually scream.
10.You may not slap a caddy.
11. Caddies are not your personal slaves. They can get things for you but if you verbally abuse them, they don't have to.
12. 'Do The Carpets Match The Drapes, hun? -laughter-' Is not an acceptable means to get the red-haired caddies attention. You will be ignored.
13. Just because one particular caddy (you know who) has a smaller form of a mohawk and wears black, does not mean she is not equally capable.
14. You may NOT pick and chose your caddies.
15. Tipping is not ONLY a city in China.

Holy crap, I'm listening to Limp Bizkit. And I'm enjoying it! -horrified- Oh well :-D

It's all good. -dances- Oh, at Caddying today, we got rreeaallyy bored, so some of us had a breakdancing competition to 'The Police'. How sweet shit is that? 'twas very fun.. -sighs lightly and lays her chin on the edge of her keyboard, staring at the screen placantly- Now I'm depressed... and i think it's mostly coming out that I'm bored and I've thought about some things too much by now... -closes her eyes-

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