Yep. I DON'T know what day it is. -sweatdrops- It's like... Wed. or something.. -sweatdrops again- Anyway, letsee... Highlights of the roadtrip which I'm still on-

The hotels- Which have, so far, SUCKED! The first was 'Regal Inn'. I swear it was a f---ing bloodstain! >.> I'm scarred for life. Also, the t.v. was every other channel porn. This I wouldn't mind, if there was something else to do instead of watching the idiotcentric, commericalized world of MTV because the history channel was replaced by women in skimpy lingurie ordering pizza's!! -twitchs slightly- THe second hotel wasn't bad. I was given the window bed. It's actually EXACTLY what it sounds like! A bed! On a window sill!The upside was it was realleh coolio though, and I got a lot of artwork done by looking out the window. The downside was it was on top of the bloody airconditioner. Eventually, I just got into bed with my sister and told her I'd rip off her fingers and shove them mercilessly into her eyes if she did anything to me.

The food- YYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM! ^__^ When trying to get to a man, give him beer. While trying to get to a teenage girl, give her FOOD!!!

The actual driving- I've been exposed to many types of driving on this roadtrip and all of them bad. I'm discovered No U-turn signs lliiee, you can always beat the cops if you drive fast enough and if you miss an exit, you can drive onto the grass and still make it. That was just my mothers driving. When Sarah drove, it got worse. We got lost once and were going the wrong way on a street, which we only realized when a large truck was headed towards us. Then we got into the other lane and pissed off the an SUV. It didn't help that when he honked, I stuck my head and my middle finger out the window and screamed "HONK THIS, ASSHOLE!"

The people- The people are nice. Kinda creepy, but nice.

The colleges- Weellllll.... Swarthmore was really cool, Holyoke was facist and dictating, Amherst was boring and Barnard was REALLY boring. I sat there and read the freaking personal ads! An exerp from some of them.

Men Seeking Women- 34, likes women 45-70. Enjoys dining, movies and sex.

Men Seeking Women- 56, masogynist, enjoys laser hair removal. WHO ENJOYS LASOR HAIR REMOVAL!!?!?!?!??! o.O And masogynist? Woot, what a turn on. >.

Men seeking Men- 24, not looking for a steady boyfriend, just a bedmate.

Yep... I was really, quite a lot different after reading those! I also found out what a Prince Albert is and a Prince Wand is. If you don't know, trust me, it's not worth knowing.

Excellent Mother Quotes From The Drive-

"Tony's from Mass.? Aren't they all gay up there?!"
"Wow, look, a speeding SUV. There's a nice cop waiting for him."
"The only way to get men to pee into the toilet and not get it everywhere is to put a bullseye. Men are naturally competitive and will always aim for it."

Excellent Sister Quotes From The Drive-

"SUSAN! You look like a hussy!...nice shirt though..""
"Cows lay eggs! Yeah! No wait.. no they don't.."
"Susan! Don't give the man the finger! Wait, he nearly hit us.. GIVE HIM THE FINGER, GIVE HIM THE FINGER!!"
"Well.. He's as loyal as mans best friend, but not quite as smart..Reminds me of someone I know.."-The beginning part is a Slayers quote about Gourrey-
"That's Pawel? Tony's not bad and his friends even better... Very sexy."

And last, but not least, the Tony bit of the trip so far-

Heh.. Heh heh... Whee! Yeah, anyway.

Well, meh got out of the car and I'm looking around and I saw who I didn't think was Tony. So I looked back around and the guy gave him the Victory symbol. Sarah just HAD to pip up "Whoo. You're friends are on more crack then you are."

But he was pretty cool. We went up to a cafe with meh mum and sister and sat down. He offered to buy me something (+10 points) but I didn't want anything and didn't want to waste his money. So then meh mum and sister came up from the bathroom and we all talked, not very much though. (-5). Then meh mum went to read a book and my sister vanished, so we talking about YuGiOh! (+30 for amusing Bakura impression). We talked about Lara (-10 for information about her he didn't need to know -giggles- ) and Liz and anime for a bit. Then Pawel came up (who my sister finds very attractive) and I downed some of his expresso, which I instantly regretted. Bleck, it tastes like crap people! They talked for a bit and I discovered their conversation was realtively normal considering most of the other people I know/hang-out with and wish I didn't know. Then he had to go home for dinner so I gave him an envelope (What's in it? ITMITSU! SECRET!)

So all and all, with a point system that starts at 0, his score was (dun dun dun dun)- 35!! ^_^.

When meh mum, meh sister and I were are leaving, they were coming out and Tony and I exchanged waves and Sarah studied Pawel and merely said "Wow. Tony's not bad and his friend's even better." And she claims to be A-sexual. >.
Anyway, I'll leave you all with the random poetry/stupid-drivel/song-lyrics/shit I usually do. Joker Love ^_~<3 And Lemme a comment ^_^

"The brain is larger then the Sky."-Emily Dickinson
"Just wed her, break her, bed her and get her out of the house and the money's all yours!"Lucentios (sp?) in 'Taming Of The Shrew' (Awesome book)
"See, in most peoples lives, life gets really, really really good! But what goes up must come down and when it comes crashing down, some people just can't bear up with it and kinda shoot themselves in the h- OHHH! CANDY!" My sister


"Id need a witty, evil, gothic type name."
"Like Sephiroth?"
"No. Like Zombie Lord." <--- Dani's away message