I've discovered the brilliance of Microsoft. The little 'Not Responding' tab they put on all your shit when the computers fucked up. IS THERE ANY POINT TO THAT?!? I mean, GEEZ, if you hadn't noticed that we're busy fucking up your computer, here's a little note! 'Microsoft Works', my ass.

By the way, wonderful people of the world. I am no longer an Irish-German, completely-uncensored, ungrateful little shit, I am now a BLACK Irish-German, completely-uncensored, ungrateful litte shit. Yep, we were pretty tired, meh and Ashley. Kufre, our singularly BLACK friend, is a whigger, and we are sooo black, let me tell you.

Would you like to know the drugs we took in alphabetical order, or the order we took them?

Just playin'... I'm tired. We had Kendo today and Sensei wasn't there, so B and Iowa basically taught us how to avoid knife fights, and if you can't avoid them, how to kick the shit out of the asshole and say the long cut along his throat was a shaving accident.

Ohhhh, my mum got a survey in the mail! GLEE! I'll post some of the shit I wrote.

Have you moved lately? Yes
If no, skip to question 12. If yes, why? Fleeing creditors
What was appealing about the new house? The moat.
Was your immediate family the only ones living with you? No
If yes, skip to question 10. If yes, who else lived with you? 14 underaged girls working as prostitues
In your house, what gender is the main money-earner (Their vocabulary is amazing)? Undetermined
In your house, what is the age of the main money-earner(The vocab is just.. wow)? 13. We believe in child labor here.
If you were to move outside of Maryland, what would be the reason? Herd migration

Yep.. that was fun... waaayyy to much fun. I think meh mum may have actually sent it in! W00t! Since I can not amuse the teachers at my school, I have to do my best to the rest of the society.

Well.... Schools out. :-/ I had SO much fun fucking with their heads. I wrote a very pleasant letter to Ms. B (principal) at the end of the year.

Dear Mrs. Baumiester,

This year, was quite interesting. When I made it to class, I learned many interesting things. For example, I've discovered condoms are not flamable and neither is sugar. Sugar merely gets brown and starts to smell. Also, in the excellent 3 out of 9 classes of D.A.R.E that I attended, I discovered you should not eat heroine, and you should never buy an opened pack of cigarettes, they might be dirty. I also discovered that bourbon tastes bad, and Buds beat Miller Lites 5 to 1. When not in class, my favorite activites included being impregnated (the termination was successful) and ritual human sacrifices in the old Science rooms. This year was truly energetic, and I was astounded to find that homosexuality is frowned upon, but pedophilia is a fact of life that one must 'deal with'. Perhaps next year, you can give me more detention because I seem to anger most of my teachers. I would like to bring back to memory, merely walking into Ms. Liesner class and having the entire class shout "DYKE!" at me. I'm very proud of our schools vocabulary, it seems to continually grow. The few relatively accepting teachers such as Ms. Bondroff and Ms. Pentecost have been largely censored and the material we are allowed to the learn has obviously be scanned to leave our knowledged filled with holes and censor bars. This is a fabulous way of teaching and I would like to salut you, if it's only with one finger.

Sincerely,
Susan Lunn.


Yep, I'm expecting suspension. The subject is continually changing, the grammar is shit and I'm quite sure that's NOT how you spell her name. But then again, this is SMMS! SUDRBOOK MAGNET! And we SUCK!!!!!!!!!!


Have a nice day, fellow losers. Leave a message if you were amused.

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hey i was amused. greatly. hehe. ohno.... susan u cant have exciting cinversations about lesbians w/ leisner nemore. rnt u sad???? lol this yr waz hilarious.
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