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Suicide Argh, Day Before Friday watching: My toe-nail polish dry listening to: Radio. No Idea What The Song Is mood: Piratin' Hello boys and girls, todays lesson plan can be summed up into one word : Suicide And The Next Lesson : Sex Yep you got it. Well, out of boredom in French class (We took an oral exam, what was I supposed to do, STUDY?!??!?! Come on, how unlike me would That be?!) Ways we do Not kill ourselves- Shotting - Come on, who wants to clean up after you? That would be wonderful, spending four hours scrubbing someones brains out of the corners. JUST the way I wanted to spend MY weekend, let me tell you. Cutting - Another clean up thing. You gotta cut super deep and it takes a hell of a make-up to cover it up! No one wants to see you lying in your casket with half-sawed off wrists! Bleckisms Poisonning (Namely, Drinking Bleach) - Whoo hoo, Auntie just drown in her own vomit from drinking Lye! w00t! >.< Angry Muffin. Hanging - Nothing super wrong with this but not in the bathroom. Come on, your dad wanders in to take a piss and what does he find, his daughter/son swinging from the shower head?!?! Wow, great to sight to look at while holding yourself and pissing! Drowning In Black Hair Dye - Poetic, but who wants to look at THAT in the casket? Garreting - Another big bloody mess, and who wants to be the one sewing your head back on for the funeral? >.< Jumping - ANOTHER bloody mess Stabbing - See the above ^ THUS! We should not kill ourselves! (I know you're amazed and shocked, Lara and Tony, so drop dead <^> >.< <^>! ) We shall die naturally, die in a car accident, OR be murdered. Assisted suicide, no one swings. -looks to see if there's a hanging smiley...-  Not a hanging smiley, but it's the RABBIT! THE EVIL RABBIT! FROM MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL!! -screams and bounces-o.O Okay, I'm okay. ^^ ~sezzie~ Hey! Californication is on! Whoo! One of the two songs that I personally view as anti-pre-mar. The other being Avril Lavignes new song. -is stoned- Californicate I swear its every where now It's everything thing AngelOfHell0 : I luv u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^^ RequiemForJokers : If I tell you to drop dead will you be offended? AngelOfHell0 : Ur mean!! ;_; RequiemForJokers : But you love me anyway :-p Top 5 Sexually Tilted Lines from Disney 1. "Jaffar, get a grip! Good grip..." -- Aladdin 2. "It's a dinglehopper." -- The Little Mermaid 3. "Eat me." -- Alice in Wonderland 4. "Watch out, they spit." -- Aladdin 5. "You blow like my Grandma!" -- Pinocchio <~~~ From Kyle Help me, if you can Just that this Just this, is not the way I'm wired... Lying to myself again Suicidal episode Think about it Cutting life.... Self-Destruct One bullet at a time... Medicated Drama Queen Such a perfect number Nacasistic Drama Queen Craving Fame, to be remember Lying to my face again Suicidal episode Think about it Cutting the lines... What's the hurry Everyone will have his day to die... Blargh. Let's see... Society says: Conform! Consume! OBEY! I say: KISS! MY! ASS!-Sir Wolfe(Aka Cliff) Stolen from Renee's profile... Let's see, Renee, Kaiser, Dylan, Jet, Ashley, Richard, Kelly, Shanks, DarkSide, Darksides OTHER s/n, Dylan (number TWO!), Dunno his name, or hers, Dani, Anna, Rika, Pawel, Scotti Cums Lotti, Kelly, Ashley E. ,Gabe, Tyson, Morgan, Dunno who he/she is, Morgans other s/n (Bold being those away. >. I am SOO bored! My streaking Clan (Lara and Liz) are not online! Arrgghhh... -goes off to be a pirate-  Leave Me A Message. NOW, or I'm blowing up ye ship and stealin' yer booteh.  As Requested- MEH LUFF BRANDON! IN A NON-COMMITING, NON-ROMANTIC WAY!! Request Your End Note Today ^^ And Lemme a message! 6 Comments. ^.^ ^.^ XD XD XD XD XD XD
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