I haven't started a thread of my own since i've been here, so i thought i'd give it a try..
Since the letter "E" is the most used vowel and every word in the english language has at least one vowel, what's the longest sentence that you can make that doesn't have a single "E" in it? That means no words that have an "E" in it.

I am not an ordinary animal: I am a lucky kind of mountain sloth who hangs from a branch all day, spouting amazing truths about worldly affairs.

Wow that was good.

oh my god, that dog of my is mating... lol (oops)

I am your husband. Mario stomps on Goombas. Link swings his sword. Safari animals stink. My quilt is too small. Yo' momma is too small. God is with us. SOME CHARMING MAN AIN'T SO CHARMIN'

there's an E in "THE"

and "Favorite"

I was stating a fact!

Not so charming, man.

I know this isn't a sentence but I figured a strange little story would work.

A frog is amazing, jumping to and fro among small lilypads. Consuming bugs and things, said frog swims in indigo liquids and naps in swirling mud. No hulking bully can hurt it, for this frog has a way with words. Smart and sharp, frogs kill all who try to turn amphibians into gold. No human should ribbit, for that is for frogs only. This sad tyranny must halt though, for animals (not frogs) grow unhappy as days pass. A march against frogs in but a day will hurry this fall of angry assassains who kill for fun. A day that shall, from now on, work as a vigorous holiday for killings of frogs. Frogs shall finish at our hands! No goal was so worthy in past hardships. Kill amphibians that try to kill us! Kill all!

psst.. random... you had 4 "e"'s in that "story"...

"...but a day will hurry THE fall of angry...."
and
"....for that is for frogs and nobody OTHER"...
"...brute..."
"...die..."
it's not so easy.