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randomjunk | Boys - Posted on 2006-11-14 20:41:24
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I have a joke of sorts that if a boy does not release the pressure enough his head will blow up. Don't take this seriously.

"Release the pressure" meaning uh... *ahem* doing it..... or something relating to it....

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Katrina | Untitled - Posted on 2006-11-16 21:52:54
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Well maybe they don't do it as "vigorously" as you do it so their table doesn't shake and if they don't make any sounds and keeps their face straight then no one would know unless they looked under the desk. :)

Btw, what does flexability have to do with being able to masturbate while standing? Now getting your legs to bend behind your head...THAT takes flexability! XD

middaymoon | Untitled - Posted on 2006-11-16 22:05:02
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i can go while standing. and i don't think you've seen these desks...they aren't stable. and they have a good view of "under", so it'd still be incredibally stupid, no matter how gentle. lmfao

Katrina | Untitled - Posted on 2006-11-16 22:10:09
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Well maturbating in school isn't smart to begin with. I mean they aren't the "Cream of the crop", below average at best I'm guessing. I wonder how they got away with it. I mean they had to plan it juuuust right. I also wonder if they got to finish...and then what did they do. I mean seriously...EWWWW I feel sorry for the person who had to sit there next period!

InsaneFishy | Hmm... - Posted on 2006-11-16 22:27:53
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I shall quote from a book my fellow scholar Noob123 has provided me.

-Ahem-

"But this term they've started remedial teaching for the 'slow' pupils, and young Arnold has been overtaken by the spazzes, durnoids, and thickes. Even Thraser Beswick, who spends fully seven hours of every school day attempting to masturbate through a hole in his pocket, has exceeded him in scholastic achievement."

[ Backwards - By Rob Grant, Pg.5 ]

middaymoon | Untitled - Posted on 2006-11-16 22:29:55
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lmfao @ book. no, one of the kids who does it is a known nerd, pretty smart, really creepy. he's my friend, but i don't really want to picture him doing it. urg. and some other girl when she was in ELEMENTARY school. or middle school, one or ther other

lazypuppy | Untitled - Posted on 2006-11-17 00:02:18
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hmm...I am not sure if they're masturbating in class and not showing any sort of pleasurable response that they'd be getting anything out of it...

If you're that desperate, seriously...skip class, go to the bathroom, do something other than sit in class and do it. Something in class can't be that arrousing that you'd sit there and whack off there. That's sort of nasty...lol

middaymoon | Untitled - Posted on 2006-11-17 00:25:35
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heheh..the teachers...the girl/guy in fron of you....lmfao

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2006-11-17 20:45:41
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All this from one little joke theory.....

dave | Untitled - Posted on 2006-11-21 19:17:28
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A vaguely recall in high school.. a girl from the mentally challenged curriculum was caught masturbating in the library.

randomjunk | Untitled - Posted on 2006-11-21 23:45:27
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Somehow I never thought that mentally challenged people would do that..... heh.

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