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Family Court One would be in less danger From the wiles of a stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with. Ogden Nash | Aye Aye Cap'n! Tuesday. 1.17.06 9:33 pm Letter to Graham Henry, All Blacks coach: Dear Sir, It has now been a week since the All Blacks (ex-)captain, Jonathan Falefasa (Tana) Umaga, retired from International Test rugby. Since then, rumours have been circulating that Richie McCaw is almost certain to be selected as the new AB skipper. In my opinion, this is a grave mistake. As a great fan of Mr. McCaw, I am in no doubt of his abilities as both a rugby player and a captain. After all, he has demonstrated these same abilities countless times during his captaincy of the Crusaders. However, I believe that in your consideration of the next AB captain, you have overlooked one very important candidate. Me. I KEEL YOU!!! Consider the following points:
These are but a few reasons why I should be the next captain of the All Blacks. And I shall be glad to discuss the rest of my qualities with the panel at a convenient time. Yours faithfully, Jamie Categories: My Awesomeness [t], Rugger [t] 15 Comments. i can't wait to see their reply :) but i dont think they will. heh. you're too miniscule! » bUttsH4k3r (62.252.224.16) on 2006-01-17 12:01:59 correction fact #3 "I am a girl. But so is George Gregan." is only a half truth, only George Gregan is a girl. So, basically u have no problem to enter an all men's team » Fred (219.95.214.126) on 2006-01-17 12:09:02 If you do make it as Captain, I humbly apply for the role of Team Physical Inspector. I do not have any relevant qualifications, but I bring with me a lot of enthusiasm, a pair of well-moisturised hands and a great desire to see and touch the naked bodies of the entire Team. I am 100% STD- and inhibition-free, and given the chance, will prove to be an asset in many unconventional ways. Please. I will even give you my firstborn. In fact, you can have any children I father. » Jay (217.37.171.17) on 2006-01-17 03:38:38 Come on...... even the shirt is too big for you. It's covering your butt. » b (198.16.9.11) on 2006-01-17 07:46:41 buttsh4k3r: The shirt's just huge. Fred: You won't be much of a guy yourself after I castrate you. Jay: Isn't that part of MY job description?! No matter, you can be my Asst. As long as I get first pick. *Pauses while she suddenly thinks of after-training showers and herself far, far away in the OTHER shower room* Dammit that's just not fair.
b: My specially-sized AB captain jersey won't. I am one of the few aliens to have lived to tell the tale of GBXXIII. US: Oh, you mean like how your shrinks made a fortune after last year's Lions tour to NZ? :D
YK: I'll send you an autograph, provided you promise that it'll be the first thing you grab in the event of another trainwreck (touch wood).
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