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"oh-ten."

Thursday. 12.31.09 1:03 pm

happy new year wishes from me to you, everyone.

there's a party tonight for the new year. not sure why we celebrate. it's just changing the way that i write the date for 365 days, give or take. i'm sure that january and february, i will be cursing the skies because i will continue to write "2009" instead of "2010."

i like celebrating though, just in general, so i'm happy about it.

what will be call this coming year? i mean, for the past ten years, we've been able to just say "oh-X". i'm sure a lot of people will call it "oh-ten" which will be aggrivating. in fact, whoever calls it "oh-ten" will get ten punches in the face from me, and after each one, i will say the appropriate year: oh-one, oh-two, etc.

i will end it will a solid "ten!" then i will say "looking forward to eleven" which simultaneously flipping them off with each of my middle fingers, to form a makeshift eleven.

i think this plan is sufficient. now i just need someone to call it "oh-ten."

6 Comments.

Hahaha. Maybe you'll get lucky with that tonight with all the excitement...Someone's bound to slip up.
» SporadicFunk on 2009-12-31 01:28:32

wow. i shall be sure to steer clear of you...
*cough*angermanagement*cough*
» Silver-dot- on 2009-12-31 02:29:54

OHTENOHTENOHTENOHTENOHTEN
» The-Muffin-Man on 2009-12-31 03:51:17

Guess what comes after "oh ten"?
"Oh Leven."

Oh yes.
» middaymoon on 2010-01-01 02:03:01

I'll just say that it's one 0, haha
» CPKviperpheonix on 2010-01-01 11:53:27

lmao @ stevo's comment.

BUT more seriously and of more dire importance is this piece of information:

we are going to write a song. that's right. And it's going to be based on the status update that our good friend LostSoul13 just posted on Facebook:

"in the mood for a late night drive to nowhere."

Except we'll change it to "midnight drive" because that sounds more epic. She's already given us the green light. I'm on the piano, you're on the guitar and vocals BOOM we're good to go.
» The-Muffin-Man on 2010-01-04 08:03:10

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