I apologize for my second time capsule. Sometimes an online journal needs a little privacy. It’s for me. Nobody is getting the password, so don’t bother asking. Thank you, come again.

So, thanks to Katie I’ve gotten in the habit of chatting with good capitalization and punctuation. Huzzah! So, nothing else is really new in the life of a Stevo. I’m working on another movie, but most of the funny comes from private jokes. You kinda sorta need to be in my youth group, or on the Bonclarken Trip to get most of it. Still, there’re always those people who like random stuff. Basically, I’m taking pictures that I took on the trip, and using the expressions to make short scenes. Most of the scenes are pure gold. Some aren’t as funny to me, but I’m putting them in anyway.

My computer is a silly thing. It must be breaking, or something. The most annoying thing is that Movie Maker seems to hate me, and keeps locking up for no apparent reason. Every 45 seconds or so. I just saved what I had into a movie format so I wouldn’t lose it. That means the first minute or so of my cartoon will be inaccessible to change if I need to. Also, the whole computer is just plain slow. Like, I can barely watch stuff on the net anymore. Everything loads in jerks. Even my typing is slowly crawling across the page in little jerks.

“I recently almost got into it at school on the football field. I ended up getting shoved at my full running speed. I no longer have skin on my left elbow. Guess what else? When I took of the band-aid yesterday, the scab came off with it. Now all I have is a swollen pussy mess.”

That was yesterday. Last night after scaring everybody at school with my puss-bomb, I went home. After my shower, I decided to try something. The skin type stuff was soggy with water, so I peeled off the second layer of some tissue paper and pressed that on. Instant scab. Today at school I got weird looks, but just told everyone that I had a mold infestation. The great thing is, the cut pusses bleeds into the paper, and the paper becomes the scab. The extra around the edges just flakes away, and when the scab is no longer needed, it falls off like normal. No wrestling with a band-aid. No painful experience when you want a shower. No peeling scabs! It’s great.

EDIT: Man, I thought I'd gotten five comments just through my dinner. Turns out I'm the victim of a SPAMMER!!!

...Nice.
» Unicornasaurus on 2007-03-28 08:40:23

Yay punctuation! I wish some of my friends would learn how to spell things. Is it really so hard to spell "Bonclarken" or "basically"? Oh, and that puss paragraph is disgusting. I'm looking forward to the video!

And trust me, if anyone knows about public journals needing privacy, it would be me. :P
» (208.104.220.74) on 2007-03-28 08:43:16

Oops, that last coment was me.
» bilingual on 2007-03-28 08:44:24

*comment
» bilingual on 2007-03-28 08:44:57

YOU KNOW WHAT? This is just a spam comment. That's right.
» bilingual on 2007-03-28 08:45:17

wow....
that was.....gross. yeah. too much info! lol. just kidding. yeah i remember the tissue. it made your arm look weird. and when you told me it was molded i accually believed you at first. lol. yeah im that slow. so yeah. see you at school!
» Amanda (172.148.162.4) on 2007-03-28 09:24:21

I'd spam too...
...but frankly, I don't like the taste. It reminded me of a really greasy cross between ham and...more ham. Not my favorites.

First of all, that must've been one big bandaid. Second of all....it would be sweet if the paper towel started to grow into your leg. Now that might sound crazy, but after watching a fat dude grow into his couch after not moving for 7 years, anything becomes possible. On nip/tuck, that is.
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I actually saw that episode of Nip Tuck!!! YUCK!!!!
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