had lunch at golden shoe (hawker centre of shenton way) a couple of days back, a place which i hate to go during peak lunch time. the frenzy and the pekchek-ness of having to find a seat (often a dirty table) in narrow walkways and heated and oil infused air irks me.

if i can, i rather go there at 11.30, half an hour before the lunch crowd starts their stampede.

but anyways due to everyone's lunch time co-ordination, i was there at 11.50. i went there earlier, hoping to get a table but only found seats after circling over the seated patrons and their food for 15 min, i finally found seats for all 4 of us, a table beside a bachor mee stall.

so i was sms-ing them to come over when this Auntie, as in not working in CBD kind of auntie, happily plonked her ba chor mee down on my table and proceeded to schuttle between the stall and my table, blocking the passage way entirely trying to put chilli on the bachor mee that is still serenely sitting on my table.

already irritated that the table took me so long to find, i still told the auntie NICELY that the seats are taken.

the infuriating woman PROCLAIMED to the general public; " You mean ALL 3 seats are taken??"

"yes they are taken"

"ALL 3???" "U mean ALL 3??!!" "ALL the seats??"

at this point in time, i really wanna slap her

"ALL, you mean you taking ALL??"

and on and on she went for at least 5 min

Ive got 2 questions to ask

1) Does she understand
a) "Yes, its all taken"
b) what she is actually saying, ie "all 3"

2) Just because she is dining alone, does she she think that
a)everyone else must also dine alone
b) i look like a person whu has imaginary friends

Do think about it. I believe this calls for a very indepth thought process.

where's golden horseshoe?
» Koban on 2008-04-09 01:19:56

ttz aunties for u..cant really do anything abt it can u?
» HellSinG on 2008-04-09 09:08:39

hellsing: being aunties doesn't give them the right to be obnoxious and even that doesn't make me feel better.
» merrick on 2008-04-09 10:21:15

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