They woke me up.

I got some semblance of revenge:

Girl: I love your dick!
Me: It's *SO* big! Like the size of a toddler... or something

Girl: Please stop!
Me: No! Do it harder! in the ass! *contemplates calling police on the basis that she said "please stop" *

Girl: Ohgodohgodohgo-
Me: JIMINY CRICKET!
(From The Oblongs )

So now I am awake, posting this entry and studying, at some ungodly hour in the morning.

The girl has an obnoxious laugh.

I wanted to applaud them when they were finally done, but Dave wouldn't let me. What a killjoy.

It's bad enough that I can't get to sleep in the first place, then these fuckers start being loud, and then they wake me up, and blahdeblahdewhinge.

Tomorrow I'm calling the fuzz.

LOL! Why won't Dave let you applaud them?

Call the cops tomorrow. Seriously.
» Nuttz on 2008-12-17 06:38:43

Loud sex always reminds me of that scene in Forgetting Sarah Marshall where Kristen Bell tries to have louder sex than Jason Segel the next room over.

Except, not as comical.

I'm so glad my apartment is really well insulated. I only have problems with sounds from the outside because they didn't splurge on double-paned windows. Why go through all the trouble of insulating your walls for warmth and quiet and then skimp on not putting in good windows so all that warmth can leech out slowly and all the noises from the outside can still get in? Hey, at least I rarely hear the loud sex now that the weather is such that my windows are always closed...
» ranor on 2008-12-17 12:51:03

You should slip a note under their door that says "I hear you guys having sex all the time and I just wanted to let you know that I've decided to cut a secret hole in the wall so I can tape the action and sell it on the internet. To save battery power I'll only turn the cam on when you give the signal, so be loud when it's okay to start recording."

It might creep them out so much that they'd be more discreet. :P
» randomjunk on 2008-12-17 03:32:34

hahaha, I like randomjunk's idea. That's pretty terrible that you can actually hear what they're saying. In the past I could only hear moaning and clanking and thuds. So much worse to actually hear words or squelches or something.
» Zanzibar on 2008-12-19 10:02:06

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