10 reasons why Halloween is better than sex...


10. You’re guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.

9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.

8. It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

7. Dressing up and fantasizing isn’t considered kinky.

6. It doesn’t matter if they fantasize you’re somebody else, because you are.

5. Forty years from now, you’ll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don’t get what you want, you can always go next door.

3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.

2. You don’t have to compliment the person who gives you some.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON HALLOWEEN IS BETTER THAN SEX.....

1. You can do the whole neighborhood

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A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He
doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so
he writes to a costume company to explain his problem.

A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief
will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be
just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his
wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by
and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your
wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing
his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the
company another nasty letter of complaint. The next day he gets a
parcel and a note, which reads:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag of crushed
nuts. Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed nuts,
stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume

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I dunno about anyone else.. but i sure found these funny!

Oohh...
my stomach...ah--ooh, ahahahahahahaha! XD
» Silver-dot- on 2006-10-24 09:18:42

those are cute jokes, i'll have to show dave the first one
» ikimashokie on 2006-10-24 10:38:59

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