Wednesday. 12.24.03 12:42 am
This is an actual IM from someone who is supposedly my dad.... I'm STILL not too sure about this.... I think it is... but i'm not too sure... well.. until i ask him aboiut Zelda: Windwaker
Meowsie (12:10 AM) :
fANCY MEETING YOU HERE THIS TIME IF NIGHT
Meowsie (12:11 AM) :
oops
Bru (12:11 AM) :
YA got Me!!
Bru (12:11 AM) :
How R ya
Meowsie (12:11 AM) :
uhhh yeah.. i did...
Meowsie (12:11 AM) :
Dad... Y R U Talking in Letters??
Bru (12:12 AM) :
Yup
****Insert a page or so of family discussions here
Meowsie (12:15 AM) :
DAMN CAPS LOCK KEY... it always seems to jump under my finger
Bru (12:15 AM) :
Shame if you don't, but "sup to you!
Bru (12:15 AM) :
yAH MEE 2!!
Meowsie (12:16 AM) :
Dad........ ummm..... this IS dad..... isn't it?
Bru (12:16 AM) :
What else??
Meowsie (12:16 AM) :
Have you been drinking???
Bru (12:16 AM) :
The family Dog?
Meowsie (12:16 AM) :
O_O
Ummmmm..... this is weird
Bru (12:16 AM) :
Milk - from contented cows
Bru (12:17 AM) :
Stranger than truth, even
Meowsie (12:17 AM) :
This isn't dad...
this is August.. or Emily or something
Meowsie (12:17 AM) :
Didja hear about the first ever case of mad cow disease??
Bru (12:17 AM) :
Stranger than strangest, but no. 'smee!
Meowsie (12:17 AM) :
well the first in the US anywau
Meowsie (12:18 AM) :
anyway even
Bru (12:18 AM) :
any wau?
Meowsie (12:18 AM) :
that too smartass
Bru (12:18 AM) :
Yes, Mom & I got sick of seeing the same stupid cow falling down over & over & over....
Meowsie (12:19 AM) :
huh?????????????????????????
Meowsie (12:19 AM) :
cow fall down and go boom,??
Bru (12:20 AM) :
They showed the same footage from file of cows in England with the disease & they must have shown that clip 152 times this evening - all the news programs & every news brief, newsblip, tidbit & tiddle showed it
Meowsie (12:21 AM) :
oh... i see
Meowsie (12:21 AM) :
so how come you're online this late?
Bru (12:21 AM) :
every 15 minutes
Meowsie (12:21 AM) :
Don't you have work tomorrow??... I do... 8 am to 1130
Meowsie (12:22 AM) :
i get my news off the internet.... i can loook once.. and not have to worry about it...
Bru (12:22 AM) :
JUst checking my e-mail for the Monarch's article for the Squawker
and no, I'm off tomorrow
Meowsie (12:22 AM) :
Dad... this IM is proof... you're just a LEEEETLE tiny bit off everyday
Meowsie (12:22 AM) :
and this is going in my WTF File BTW....
i can send you the link if you want it
Bru (12:23 AM) :
Are you kidding??? I'M way off every day, -but I have to work anyway
Meowsie (12:23 AM) :
LOL..... i'm glad you said it... i was TRYING to be nice
Meowsie (12:23 AM) :
Are you suffering from sleep deporivation... just a wee bit drunk.. oir are you just in a mood?
Meowsie (12:24 AM) :
or are even
Bru (12:24 AM) :
Whassa WTF file? Worthless trash failed?
Meowsie (12:24 AM) :
lol.. no.... WTF... What the f*ck
Bru (12:24 AM) :
Just feelin' OK - sleep dep might be closest
Meowsie (12:24 AM) :
this has to be the oddest conversation we've ever had
Bru (12:25 AM) :
What conversation?
Meowsie (12:25 AM) :
uhhhhhh this one....
Bru (12:25 AM) :
Are we talking?
Meowsie (12:25 AM) :
so how far did you get on Zelda last night???
Bru (12:25 AM) :
Dunno - fell asleeeeeeeZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Meowsie (12:25 AM) :
well... yeah dad.... that's what you do in an instant message
Meowsie (12:26 AM) :
you did not
Bru (12:26 AM) :
Instant - boy did they misname that
Bru (12:26 AM) :
Can't type that fast
Meowsie (12:26 AM) :
lol.... i can
i just dont alweays hit the right buttons so i have to go retype some of it
Bru (12:26 AM) :
Gotta keep up - lost in cyberspace
Meowsie (12:27 AM) :
You're just lost.....
Bru (12:27 AM) :
Mom would agree
Meowsie (12:27 AM) :
I had a really weird dream last night
Meowsie (12:27 AM) :
about TimmyDawg
Bru (12:27 AM) :
I got about a third of the way into the wind temple before I had to gp
Bru (12:28 AM) :
Gp? - go even
Meowsie (12:28 AM) :
ahhhhh ... gotta love that wind temple NOT!!
Meowsie (12:28 AM) :
i knew what you meant.... i can read typonese
Meowsie (12:28 AM) :
now if i could just find the Momsetta stone.. so i could decipher HER.... life would be oerfect
Meowsie (12:29 AM) :
perfect
Bru (12:29 AM) :
Actually, I was having fun, but I haven't saved whassis face - da leaf guy
Bru (12:29 AM) :
yeah a perfect...
Meowsie (12:29 AM) :
ah hell.. i dunno.... but i am absolutely convinced now .. that you ARE indeed my father and not some weird alien clone
Bru (12:29 AM) :
Oopps! malfunction, malfunction
Meowsie (12:30 AM) :
Danger Will Robinson.. Danger!!
Bru (12:30 AM) :
gotta glow - er grow er, what's the term?
Meowsie (12:30 AM) :
go?
Bru (12:30 AM) :
Okay, if you insist
Meowsie (12:30 AM) :
i think someone has been watching Little Mermaid again
Bru (12:30 AM) :
Who?
Meowsie (12:31 AM) :
Dad...y ou're a trip at midnight....lol YOU!!!!!!
Bru (12:31 AM) :
ME??????
Bru (12:31 AM) :
Aw, shuckins
Meowsie (12:31 AM) :
Yeah....... you
Meowsie (12:32 AM) :
this is making good material for all my loyal readers on my online journals
Bru (12:33 AM) :
Well, I really do have to get this finished so I can get to bed, but was nice talking to you - hope to see you Christmas - gonna be great prime rib!
Meowsie (12:33 AM) :
I think you're high...lol..... been snorting diet coke again?>??
Meowsie (12:33 AM) :
hold on and i'll send you the link to my journ
Meowsie (12:34 AM) :
al... so you can read what i wrote
Bru (12:34 AM) :
No, tried to snort Coke, but darn near drowned
Meowsie (12:34 AM) :
really??? Didja get ice cubes stuck in your nose too???
Bru (12:35 AM) :
No, don't be silly!! - too cold - woulda got a frostbit nose!
Bru (12:35 AM) :
Did try to blow up a car once
Bru (12:35 AM) :
burned my lips on the exhaust pipe!
Meowsie (12:35 AM) :
Ok... it's been added.... i shall add the rest of the conversation later...lol
Bru (12:37 AM) :
OKAY - see ya soon
Meowsie (12:37 AM) :
lol... love ya..
Is this.... or is this not... a very odd conversation to have with one's father. My Dad is a little weird.... but man... i have NEVER before seen him act like THAT!!!!!
