A friend offered me a palm reading so I let him examine my right palm.

He went on telling me that I will have two daughters as she touched my middle finger and then smoothly switch to 'I wonder what sound you will make whn having sex with your husband' as he pulled my middle finger until we could hear the popping sound.

Instead of screaming, I was speechless and gave him an angry stare....

'Wow, you made no sound at all!'

That was all he exclaimed.

That basket...

Note = Basket means bastard in Malaysian local dict, but I am using it here in a playful manner.

hahaha, what a basket! I am now imagining all kinds hilarious sounds someone might make in that situation.
» Zanzibar on 2013-06-02 02:34:23

Lol, I was just about to say the same thing Zanzibar said. O.o

If you scan you palm, I can probably do a pretty decent reading, actually!

RC: I don't do detox. I've thought about it, I fasted once. That was painful. What about you?
» jinyu on 2013-06-04 09:34:17

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