I know it's a weird title in conjunction with Chinese New Year, but I would like to share with you a joke you don't often hear. Actually, joke is not the right word. It's superstitious depending who is the listener.

My sis, mum and mum's sister visited the tailor last week to collect their new year clothes. And during the interaction, the tailor, who is a family friend for over 20 years was telling my sister of a way to get a husband. My sister was not paying attention, but my aunt was. The tailor is smart. She used my sister 'to cross' the information to my unmarried aunt who is dying to get married. My mum didn't understand why the tailor was telling my sis about this when she knows very well my sister and I are not keen on relationship.

A few days later ... my aunt called up my mum and asked for vase. My mum went gag when she heard her sister has bought some cherry blossoms from the supermarket.

So what did the tailor say?

If you put a vase of cherry blossoms in your home, a husband will come to your doorstep.

Does it work?

Apparently the tailor and her sister got a husband using this method.

Will I try?

Hell no. What if a guy really appears and he is not what I want? Yea, I'm referring the guy as a product. Mind my language. Thank you.

Is my auntie trying?

HELL YES.

Is it going to work for my aunt?

HAHA. Let's cross fingers.

Happy Chinese New Year and I will update you on this.

You mean live cherry blossom?? If this one fails, she can try to get her face and the full moon reflected together in a mirror.

Good luck to her
» Nuttz on 2011-02-01 03:25:36

HAHA! Best of luck to your Aunt. Happy Chinese New Year!

RC: I like the stories from you half of the world.
» jinyu on 2011-02-03 06:15:37

Hope that your aunt will get a husband this year!
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