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"When we describe the Moon as dead, we are describing the deadness in ourselves. When we find space so hideously void, we are describing our own unbearable emptiness." ~ D.H. Lawrence "Is the meaning of life defined by its duration? Or does life have a purpose so large that it doesn't have to be prolonged at any cost to preserve its meaning?" "Living is not good, but living well. The wise man, therefore, lives as well as he should, not as long as he can... He will always think of life in terms of quality not quantity... Dying early or late is of no relevance, dying well or ill is... even if it is true that while there is life there is hope, life is not to be bought at any cost." ~ Seneca "People will tell you nothing matters, the whole world's about to end soon anyway. Those people are looking at life the wrong way. I mean, things don't need to last forever to be perfect." ~ Daydream Nation "All Bette's stories have happy endings. That's because she knows where to stop. She's realized the real problem with stories-- if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death." ~ The Sandman: Preludes & Nocturnes "The road now stretched across open country, and it occurred to me - not by way of protest, not as a symbol, or anything like that, but merely as a novel experience - that since I had disregarded all laws of humanity, I might as well disregard the rules of traffic. So I crossed to the left side of the highway and checked the feeling, and the feeling was good. It was a pleasant diaphragmal melting, with elements of diffused tactility, all this enhanced by the thought that nothing could be nearer to the elimination of basic physical laws than deliberately driving on the wrong site of the road." ~ Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." ~ William Blake Think about it Musicalities! Kill that boredom!
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Jhonen Vasquez's site Overheard in New York Passive Aggressive Notes Submarinechannel.com Superdickery UHpinions Whirled | A really belated picture/stuff from stores Saturday, January 12, 2013 On New Year's Eve our family friends brought over one of those cakes in a box type deals and we tried it with chocolate fondue... I wouldn't eat it again, it was pretty dry and not very tasty, although it looked pretty. I went to an asian grocery store with my dad, and they had some interesting offerings... Chinese spaghetti sauce. Real appetizing, right? Essence of chicken drink. This sounds like it's probably just a chicken broth you're supposed to drink straight as it is, but the name is kind of weird. My student ID card expired in December, so I need to get a new one, but when I looked at the line to get them this past week I decided it was probably better to wait... At CVS there was this uh... I guess it's a toy... on the holiday clearance rack. For whatever reason, I found the description amusing. Also, the elf's voice sounds like Gumby, if you're familiar with the character. I went with my boyfriend to that same asian market, and we were over by the prepackaged meat section because he wanted to check it out. We were looking at the various offerings and pointing them out, when suddenly he exclaimed, "PORK UTERUS?" I thought he was just kidding at first, but... They also have weird vegetarian options, though. Here we see a frozen vegetarian half chicken. There was also vegetarian Peking duck in a can, which I did not take a picture of. Last night my boyfriend and I got rice porridge (my family calls it jook because we're Cantonese) from a place next to the asian market. My boyfriend also got some dim sum, so he ate the dim sum first and left half his jook to eat later. Well, when we were at his apartment later that night, he reheated his jook and was eating it while I played Titan Quest. I was fighting a boss monster, and I guess I was dying, so he reached over to press a key to give me a potion and accidentally knocked his hot cup of jook right into his lap. So... He leapt up, screaming, and started dancing around the room, emitting what SOUNDED LIKE laughter. I was really confused, and it was making me kind of nervous, so I laughed too. Oops. Turns out it burnt his crotch and he was in a lot of pain. He ran to the bathroom (or well, kind of did a hopping jig to there) to put some cool water on it, while repeatedly saying "it burns so much!" See, if this was in a movie, it would definitely have been a comical scene. Unfortunately it was in real life, so it was just bad. After the pain had subsided enough for him to come back out, he was like "YOU LAUGHED AT ME! AND YOU KILLED THE MONSTER BEFORE YOU CAME TO HELP ME!" I didn't laugh at him because I thought it was funny he was hurt. D: And also, I killed the monster before I registered what was happening. Besides that though, I wanted to help, but I just didn't know what to do. He doesn't have anything at his apartment that would really be super effective on burns, so all I could do was ask if he wanted me to get him some ice, and he didn't respond the first few times I asked. ...When I told my mom what happened, she started lecturing me on how I shouldn't put hot things on tables where they could be knocked over and how I shouldn't laugh at people in pain. What the hell. If I recount events of anything bad that happens, she immediately starts antagonizing me and scolding me about how I shouldn't be doing things like in the story I'm telling. It doesn't even matter what role I played in it, as long as I was somehow present. I swear, if I told her something like "I was at my friend's house and Friend A accidentally walked into Friend B, causing Friend B to trip and break a plate," my mom would be like "WELL YOU SHOULD BE LESS CLUMSY!" and glare at me angrily. It would probably be funny if it weren't so annoying. 6 Comments. pork uterus I couldn't help but laugh at the misfortune of your boyfriend. That has happened to me before and I know the feeling all to well. Any one of my ex's would have laughed at my pain. Props to you for actually caring lol. re: That's my "Just passed gas in public face." » gotenkz on 2013-01-14 12:35:46 His burned crotch will be something for both of you to laugh about soon enough.... as long as there's no long term effects ... re: QFC {Quality Food Center} is the local Kroger store. Fred Meyer is also Kroger, but QFC is closer » LostSoul13 on 2013-01-14 10:12:08 I think it's hilarious that humans first respond symmetrically--like, in stressful situations, how we tend to mimic others in our emotional reactions. TYPICAL HUMAN, HOHOHO. But, it makes a good story, so that's something positive! » Unicornasaurus on 2013-01-14 11:54:14 re: I love the bassline live. Heartbeats is the first live version I downloaded before the studio version. » Unicornasaurus on 2013-01-17 11:58:32 Thanks for sharing your experience. Yeah it's... pretty tough sometimes but I hope one day all this depression will subside. I'm glad you're doing well though! It's always great to know when someone has gotten through tough times successfully. Also PORK UTERUS? That's just messed up. I eat weird stuff but that's just wrong. I'm sorry but I laughed at your bf story. I once knocked over a boiling cup of noodles on my crotch, while wearing shorts and my mother told me "it's ok, just wip up the floor" as I scream in horror. Ah, good times. Moms be weird. » dont-see on 2013-01-17 08:19:28 re: mostly a cheese lasagna. I added some chopped red pepper and onion and pepperoni that I had left over from when I made the pizza couscous. It turned out okay. Definitely something that will last me a few days. » LostSoul13 on 2013-01-17 11:10:53
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