I had a dream last night that I was dating or married to a guy. I don't remember what he looked like, really, but we could transform into animals. Actually, there were several people who could, and one of them was this rather malicious guy who was bitter over his short stature. (He was 5' 4)

My significant other had, at some point in the past, gained the ability to turn into an invincible turtle. Or perhaps it was a tortoise. In any case, that form was invulnerable, while his human one was not. The short guy could turn into a purple alligator (which was very short as well, probably about two and a half feet long?).

In the beginning of the dream, I screamed as I watched the little purple alligator beat my boyfriend or husband to a bloody pulp in his human form. After that... well I don't know if it was a flashback, but my SO was not injured.

We were at an airport with some other members of our... team? There was an old guy who looked a little like Rodney Dangerfield, and a couple little girls, as well as some other unmemorable people. The short guy was not there yet, but when he appeared, we had to run.

My SO and I quickly climbed up the ladder on the side of a white building and hid on the roof, but he tracked us down and began to ascend the ladder in his alligator form. He was going to try to hurt me, since it would affect my SO, so my SO turned into a turtle/tortoise and I flung him down at the purple alligator climbing up. It knocked him down to the ground, but he began to come up again, so my SO somehow climbed the ladder faster than him and let go, pushing him down again. This repeated a couple of times, but unfortunately, turtles/tortoises aren't very fast, so it wasn't going to work forever. I think he reached the top and was going to try to kill me, but then the scene shifted.

I was at my house, and my family was going to KFC for dinner. They asked if I wanted them to pick me anything up, so I looked at the menu to see what was available. At first I was just going to go with potato wedges, but then I noticed that they had a special new item called the "Italian Combo", which was supposed to be healthier than their other fare. It was comprised of several stick-shaped foods, the only one of which I remember was rectangular pizza cut into strips. They advertised it as being 90 calories. I told them to get me that, but after they left, I couldn't stop thinking about potato wedges, so I decided to go to KFC to tell them to change my order.

When I got there, the purple alligator was in line. It was kind of dark, inside and out, but I could see him very clearly. I guess he just wanted food though, because he didn't try to attack me.

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For having a connecting theme throughout, this was sure a long dream...

Alligator's like, screw this shit I'm hungry.

I'm impressed you remember so many details.
» dont-see on 2011-03-20 05:12:03

Out of all the dreams you've recounted on here, I think this one, so far, takes the cake.

re: I actually didn't mean to leave it password protected. For some reason it didn't come off, the first time I tried. It's gone now. :D
» Unicornasaurus on 2011-03-20 11:56:58

hahaha, my favorite part is the end where the alligator is just standing in line, wanting to grab some KFC. We can all relate to that.
» Zanzibar on 2011-03-20 04:18:25

It's basically social smoking, but it tastes "better," and is considered less harmful (although that's up for debate). So it's no surprise that it initially made you feel nauseous, unless you've smoked before.
» Unicornasaurus on 2011-03-20 07:58:46

Okonomiyaki is basically flour + egg + water + cabbage, and then you put vegetables or meat or whatever you want on it like a pizza (usually spring onions) and you cook it in a frying pan and then you put japanese mayonnaise (which isn't really like mayonnaise) and tonkatsu sauce on top... yummyummyum! Savory deliciousness!

I am going to look into getting a replacement wheel. I don't *think* the fork is bent, so I should be able to get one I think... whether it will cost more than I paid for the bike is another matter.
» Zanzibar on 2011-03-20 08:26:46

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