Some of the reactions to my last post were very amusing.

Did any of you notice the "This is fake" notice I put in the date area?

I figured that I hadn't spewed out any complete nonsense for a while and got my creative juices flowing.

In making it sort of more coherent, I guess I cut away some of its potential to be absurd. Ah well.

Had a dream that I knocked on DC's door and he answered and let me in. The dream mainly consisted of me checking out various oddities inside. Such as the computer that required tokens to operate, apparently. It looked like a slot machine but for the monitor in place of those spinning things.

For some inexplicable reason, he was really tired after saying "this is my house," so he lay down on a cot in the midst of some couches that were located in a sunken livingroom-type area. I guess I took this as a cue to look around at the rest of the house...

There was another computer, then a glass door with light streaming in, then two of what I assume were bathrooms. They had hospital curtains around them. Well, the curtains were drawn back but they had the track around them and curtains off to the side. There was a carpeted hall down the middle that led to somewhere else, and the two bathrooms on opposite sides of it. Both of them had gigantic bathtubs.

The one on my left was huge, but it was like a large hot tub size. Actually, it reminds me of something I saw when my family was on its first roadtrip... but anyway, it was a lot smaller than the one on my right.

When I looked at the bathtub on the right, it was about the size of an olympic swimming pool. I kid thee not. I think it was shallower than that, though, and it was empty.

I wondered briefly why he had such enormous bathtubs then turned around to see if he was awake yet. He wasn't.

Though I couldn't tell you why, I had this vague idea in the back of my mind that I had snuck into his house. I mean, I recalled him letting me in, but I kept feeling like I was supposed to be looking for something.

That was about it though.

I really want to say epic, sweet, awesome, way, seriously, dude, and what the hell. Dunno why.

At about three, my mom started knocking on my door and wouldn't stop until I got up. Then she made me go peel apples for applesauce. Now, this would not be such a big deal if they were at least relatively the same size or not covered in bad spots.

As it was, it took me about... seven? minutes to peel each (tiny) apple because the peeler was crap and the apples were soft, which doesn't work very well for peeling. And to make it worse, ever now and then, right after I'd finished peeling and apple and picking out all the bad parts, it would slip and fall down the garbage disposal. (I won't fault you for laughing...)

I'd rather peel potatoes somewhere. At least I'd probably get paid for that. And potatoes don't bruise like apples and don't have fucking cores.

So yeah, that's been my day so far. Sleeping and peeling tiny apples that fell on the ground and got molested by bugs.

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I keep seeing MoDS in the Lurkers list but he hasn't said anything or posted an entry. :|

Somebody posted it on something else with a better description, its not really supposed to be jokes exactly, i wish i woulda kept the description, no one thought your last post was real did they? o_O?
» AmbyrJayde on 2008-07-27 08:47:03

I noticed that too. The MoDS thing.
» Brutaly on 2008-07-27 09:40:04

I totally thought it was real. Totally.

Really.

I even called and made her an appointment at a rehab clinic. I mean, they were a bit skeptical when I tried to make an appointment for a Randy Junk, and they wouldn't just accept "crack" as her addiction, but I really called.

I swear.
» Praetorian on 2008-07-27 10:27:11

RE:
He's blaming people for a lot of things nowadays. Its becoming his habit.
» undecided on 2008-07-27 10:51:47

You are crazy. I am definitely not actually here.
Hehe, sorry, I really wanted to say hi when I saw your shouts, but my reentry-plan demanded that I make a dramatic reentry post first. That video took all day to assemble.

As compensation, I put you in it!
» ManOfDarkSunglasses on 2008-07-27 10:52:48

I do the same with my dreams. There will be nothing proving what I think, but I'll just feel that its true. Like, it won't look anything like my house but I just know it is. It's probably like that for everyone.
» Illicit on 2008-07-27 10:56:11

I didnt notice your fake date till you said it. Though, you won't be random if you're not random, right?

I hate peeling or eating soft apples.
» Nuttz on 2008-07-27 11:00:12

Re: Aw, we bought mine used and so far there's no hidden problems.

By the way, if you place the apples in the freezer for a wee bit and let the skin harden, it's easier to peel them. Soft apples are always nasty anyways. :/ I like mine crisp.
» yourcupoftea on 2008-07-27 11:45:30

I suppose having soft apples will make it easier to make apple sauce as well.

Though I'm not sure really, I've never made apple sauce but I've made mashed potatoes. Are they made in a similar way at all? :3
» yourcupoftea on 2008-07-27 11:58:27

Heh, I'm not really an applesauce person anyways. Too mushy for my food texture preference.
» yourcupoftea on 2008-07-28 12:31:16

You have such interesting dreams. Lol.

Potatoe peeling sounds a lot more fun than soft apple peeling. It's a good thing I prefer mashed potatoes over applesauce.
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