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"When we describe the Moon as dead, we are describing the deadness in ourselves. When we find space so hideously void, we are describing our own unbearable emptiness." ~ D.H. Lawrence "Is the meaning of life defined by its duration? Or does life have a purpose so large that it doesn't have to be prolonged at any cost to preserve its meaning?" "Living is not good, but living well. The wise man, therefore, lives as well as he should, not as long as he can... He will always think of life in terms of quality not quantity... Dying early or late is of no relevance, dying well or ill is... even if it is true that while there is life there is hope, life is not to be bought at any cost." ~ Seneca "People will tell you nothing matters, the whole world's about to end soon anyway. Those people are looking at life the wrong way. I mean, things don't need to last forever to be perfect." ~ Daydream Nation "All Bette's stories have happy endings. That's because she knows where to stop. She's realized the real problem with stories-- if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death." ~ The Sandman: Preludes & Nocturnes "The road now stretched across open country, and it occurred to me - not by way of protest, not as a symbol, or anything like that, but merely as a novel experience - that since I had disregarded all laws of humanity, I might as well disregard the rules of traffic. So I crossed to the left side of the highway and checked the feeling, and the feeling was good. It was a pleasant diaphragmal melting, with elements of diffused tactility, all this enhanced by the thought that nothing could be nearer to the elimination of basic physical laws than deliberately driving on the wrong site of the road." ~ Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." ~ William Blake Think about it Musicalities! Kill that boredom!
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Jhonen Vasquez's site Overheard in New York Passive Aggressive Notes Submarinechannel.com Superdickery UHpinions Whirled | SHTOREEESH Saturday, October 21, 2006 If you don't understand my title, it means "stories," just randomified a little. :) And of course, I am going to write some stories for you. But very short ones. The Little Ladybug Once into the future there lived a giant ladybug whose name was Gympod. This ladybug was the color of lemon flavored snowcones and loved to skip merrily around the Sun. Nobody could get Gympod down. Then one day a giant borl accidently stepped on Gympod and everybody had vegan muffins. The end. Moral: Don't eat lemon flavored snowcones. Bobby Plankatank There never lived a person named Bobby Plankatank. But there did live a Billy Prampatamp. Billy liked to eat cardigans and draw snails. He was a very normal little scamp. Everybody liked Billy. Except for everybody in the world. So they went to his TV and burned down his Pokemon collection. Then they gave him atomic wedgies and flew away to the land of the Lakes. The End. Moral: Don't follow trends like Pokemon. The Beautiful Princess Eleventeen times under a place there lived a hideous old witch whose name was Marmaladle. She turned herself into a beautiful princess and even though she was horribly spoiled and mean and didn't brush her teeth or ever take showers everyone loved her because she starred in a Disney film. The End. Moral: Most people only care about appearances. Future Wide Eyes In the future, 790 years ago, there will be checkmarks and Chex. The hero strangegarbage will arise and try to bring down the evil Yourstuff, but will fail because Yourstuff has too many followers. The other heros larrycat and slimboat will create an empire of french fried tomatoes, and the bag will cover the moon with cheesesticks. But Yourstuff will rule the world so they will all move to Mars and live happily ever after. The End. Moral: Titles may have nothing to do with the stories they accompany. Perilous Clams In the caves of Imbardigo there lives a clan of Perilous Clams. They appear as ordinary, run-of-the-mill clams, but they hide a secret so dangerous that anybody who knows it immediately dies. Since the Perilous Clams know the secret they die. And now all the Perilous Clams are dead. Buy them now for $5.99 a pound! Moral: Nothing gets in the way of business. 3 Comments. lol i love ur stories!! :)))))) i especially liked the bobby/bill p story..lol » frostbitten on 2006-10-21 05:18:10 nice very nice :P » LostSoul13 on 2006-10-21 07:34:42 My favorite person is Marmaladle. » Silver-dot- on 2006-10-21 11:50:24
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