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"When we describe the Moon as dead, we are describing the deadness in ourselves. When we find space so hideously void, we are describing our own unbearable emptiness." ~ D.H. Lawrence "Is the meaning of life defined by its duration? Or does life have a purpose so large that it doesn't have to be prolonged at any cost to preserve its meaning?" "Living is not good, but living well. The wise man, therefore, lives as well as he should, not as long as he can... He will always think of life in terms of quality not quantity... Dying early or late is of no relevance, dying well or ill is... even if it is true that while there is life there is hope, life is not to be bought at any cost." ~ Seneca "People will tell you nothing matters, the whole world's about to end soon anyway. Those people are looking at life the wrong way. I mean, things don't need to last forever to be perfect." ~ Daydream Nation "All Bette's stories have happy endings. That's because she knows where to stop. She's realized the real problem with stories-- if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death." ~ The Sandman: Preludes & Nocturnes "The road now stretched across open country, and it occurred to me - not by way of protest, not as a symbol, or anything like that, but merely as a novel experience - that since I had disregarded all laws of humanity, I might as well disregard the rules of traffic. So I crossed to the left side of the highway and checked the feeling, and the feeling was good. It was a pleasant diaphragmal melting, with elements of diffused tactility, all this enhanced by the thought that nothing could be nearer to the elimination of basic physical laws than deliberately driving on the wrong site of the road." ~ Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." ~ William Blake Think about it Musicalities! Kill that boredom!
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Jhonen Vasquez's site Overheard in New York Passive Aggressive Notes Submarinechannel.com Superdickery UHpinions Whirled | The Little Emu with a Mullet Monday, September 18, 2006 Well I'm bored again so I've decided to bless you all and make up another fanciful tale. And this one is going to have pictures. The Little Emu with a Mullet There once lived a little emu in Canada. This little emu had a mullet she was very proud of. Her mullet's name was Samantha. Phoebe, as the little emu was called, loved Samantha and they often went out together to have fun. They went to parks, the bathroom, and even Australia. Samantha and Phoebe were best friends. One day while at the local pickle bar Samantha saw the handsomest squirrel she had ever seen. She immediately fell in love with him. So she and Phoebe went over to talk to him and they had a very good time talking about trees and other squirrely matters. The squirrel's name was Computer and he was from the land of Cake Dish, the neighboring country of Pie Dish. Phoebe didn't tell her best friend, but she had also fallen in love with Computer. The next morning Samantha and Phoebe went down Route 66 in their spaceship and saw Computer on the road. He had gotten run over by a Hummer with rednecks in it. They were very sad and ate ice cream and pie until they weighed 100,000lbs. Then they blew up. The end. The moral of the story is: Hummers are bad because they make people blow up. 10 Comments. reply to ur comment. he whines like a bitch XD now to my normal comment.... interesting pics. lol » Bizzle_whore on 2006-09-18 06:08:33 I think the pictures made the story WAY more interesting ;) » lazypuppy on 2006-09-18 06:09:48 Lol It concerns me that the mullet has a red scalp...I hope that no animals were harmed in the making of this film lol. Aww poor squirrel. But I don't like Hummers anyway...and not because they make people explode. Sorry if anybody hear drives one, but the people who occupy Hummers tend to be jerks lol. » The-Muffin-Man on 2006-09-18 06:25:18 You forgot to mention that the squirrel had a mullet of it's own...No, that is not Samantha! The two mullets fell in love and had mullet kids--one for each member of the animal kingdom. ^-^ » Silver-dot- on 2006-09-18 06:27:22 hahaha this is insane!!!! i ♥ it!! :DDD » frostbitten on 2006-09-18 07:00:20 hmmm. without morals, we'd be nothing. more stories like this, please. cheers, sank » thaitanic on 2006-09-18 07:15:38 It doesn't bother me that people don't side with me, but I will talk until I feel have adequately explained my feelings/side, and the person understands it. Apparently this annoys my friends/family when I'm talking to "important" people. » ikimashokie on 2006-09-18 07:29:43 wow lol those are some crazy pics. what fun would the internet be without photoshop? » crochetmama on 2006-09-18 07:31:08 oh btw, paint shop pro isn't free...hehe but there are ways you could get hacks/rips..there's limewire for instance..but then u'd have to have real fast internet connection..hehe » frostbitten on 2006-09-18 07:32:54 really?? how did you get the cut out shapes with the hair? » crochetmama on 2006-09-18 08:17:13
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