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A Profile le_battement Age. 37 Gender. Male Ethnicity. White stuff Location Sunnyside, NY School. Rutgers Univ » More info. Best Blogs Ever | Vegetarians/Vegans #2 Tuesday, Afternoon You know why I still hate vegetarians and vegans? They eat plants. Stop eating plants. Just because the slime that everything evolved from took two different paths and we ended up with a nervous system doesn't mean you have the right to kill the stuff that wasn't lucky enough to develop the sensation of pain. You're taking advantage of them. That's like making fun of a kid who was born without an arm. It's not his fault that he doesn't have an arm. I can't believe that you would make fun of a one-armed kid. Actually, I can believe it. What else should I expect from you chlorophyll-hungry bastards? I bet since you vegetarians/vegans always judge people for eating meat and call us seal-slaughterers (etc.) that you're also the people who shove God's word down everyone's throats. Well how about this? Here's a little section of the Bible I like to call Sega Genesis: Cain brought of the fruit of the ground an offering unto the LORD. And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the LORD had respect unto Abel and to his offering: But unto Cain and to his offering he had not respect. Hey, looks like God loves the meats more than the beets. But wait; there's more: Cain rose up against Abel his brother, and slew him. And the LORD said unto Cain, "Where is Abel thy brother?" And he said, "I know not: Am I my brother's keeper?" You slaughterous vegetarian! You couldn't keep your hoe in the shed, could you? You had to take it out on your brother. This not only proves that vegetarians are wrathful, but snappy as well. What kind of smartass says "Am I my brother's keeper?" to God? Hey, junior high called; they want their pimple-faced Rhetoric Team captain back. Hey, Socrates called too. He wants his method back. So next time you go to chop down that pumpkin tree just because your tummy is growling, think about this: Does it really make you feel better that your victim can't vocalize their will for life? And also, think about this: Stop eating my pumpkins. Rate this entry! Recommended by 1 Member 56 Comments. a pumpkin is actually a mammal. that's why they have faces! » dave on 2005-07-26 02:54:45 We gotta eat to live, who cares what it is that's sitting in our tummies. » little-b on 2005-07-26 03:02:16 lol I like that pic We do gotta eat 2 live, that is very true food is food, and people just happen 2 like various types of food I would never want 2 be a vegetarian or vegan, but if people want to do that, then go right ahead Just don't try 2 convert every1 else into 1 » CPKviperpheonix on 2005-07-26 03:10:25 Shrimp have faces too, as you well know. I suppose that means that they're mammals, huh? » le_battement on 2005-07-26 04:09:35 hmm Shrimp have too many legs to be mammals. » little-b on 2005-07-26 11:28:33 Yeah! carnivores rule! » KatnicityAnnToTheMax on 2005-07-26 11:37:28 your comment made me laugh » emerald on 2005-07-27 02:11:23 There is no leg requirement to be a mammal. I'm sorry, your argument just isn't cutting the bread anymore, little-b. » le_battement on 2005-07-27 09:04:58 :P Ok, forget the leg requirement thing then. Shrimp can't be mammals though, they are too cool. They should be awesomely categorized as crustacean. :D Ha...did you hear that ***SWISH*** the bread tree has now been toppled. » little-b on 2005-07-27 02:23:41 Shrimp will never be as cool or good tasting as crab, though. Man, I really love chinese food. The only vegetable I end up eating at a Chinese restaurant is broccoli. Broccoli is just so good. » le_battement on 2005-07-27 04:31:26 i saw these commercials on MTV where they show all these instances of animal abuse. i felt bad for about 2 and a half seconds...then i ate a cheese burger. yum. » minna (68.43.124.110) on 2005-07-27 08:47:45 Ok You win there le_battement. Crab is soooo damn yummy. I love broccoli too, specially chinese broccoli...sauteed with a little black bean sauce...yummy... Gah...now I'm hungry for some Chinese food. You're a bad influence! » little-b on 2005-07-28 12:06:34 Damn, I was so hungry for Chinese food last night that I dreamt about it. » le_battement on 2005-07-28 08:25:29 Wow! I had the same dream too! And it was so good. I woke up w/my pillow in my mouth. :D » little-b on 2005-07-28 12:51:05 I probably drooled. I need to wash my pillowcase now. » le_battement on 2005-07-28 01:22:51 In my house, we're hardcore beef-eaters. I'm Mongolian, come on now. Haha. Meat is yummy... except for pigs. I'm not down with that. How could you eat such a disgusting animal? I mean, it rolls around in its own shit and eats garbage. Ugh, imagine that next time you eat it. » juiCyy on 2005-07-28 08:24:07 That's why it has skin. The meat is on the inside, though layers of skin, blood, tissue, tendons, etc. » le_battement on 2005-07-28 10:02:22 In defense But you see, if I were a vegetarian, I'd be one not because i love animals but because i hate plants. » theZEBRA on 2005-07-29 10:07:41 Even so, pig is gross. The meat just tastes so... funny. Whether its pepporoni, ham, bacon, sausage, or even those pork-flavored chips, I feel like throwing it up. And its no wonder Jews and Muslims condemn eating pig. I know I shouldn't use religion as an argument, but seriously, pigs are simply repulsive, dirty animals. Even their sqeals are disgusting. » juiCyy on 2005-07-29 04:31:59 Goats, that's wassup! =D Sikeeeeee. » juiCyy on 2005-07-29 04:32:40 They just don't eat pig because of the pig's hoof. It's dual-pronged, like Satan's. » le_battement on 2005-07-29 04:49:49 I'm Muslim, I know. » juiCyy on 2005-07-29 04:51:17 So you're just hating on the pig because it rolls around in mud to prevent it from being sunburned. Poor animals. » le_battement on 2005-07-29 04:58:46 Haha. Man, whatever. Keep eating pig until you grow a curly tail and piggy nose!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!! » juiCyy on 2005-07-29 07:59:30 » invisible on 2005-08-03 02:07:24 holy crap! where'd my comment go?.... » invisible on 2005-08-03 02:07:55 comments dave and i noticed/envied the huge number of comments that you receive...and then we didn't feel so bad when we also noticed that typically half of the comments are your own. :D » little-b on 2005-08-04 02:04:15 wow, the arguements and comments on meat. And to beat that, I by far prefer lobster to crab ~ freshly cooked w/ the melted butter stuff. mmm... gir, I made myself hungry. And I have no idea what is wrong w/ pig... actually a big plate of bacon sounds really good right now. And pepperoni kicks ass. And is it completely true that plants don't feel pain? or is that only our guess as they show no sort of emotions? » MidnightMonkey on 2005-08-05 09:44:47 Yeah, because eight is half of twenty-nine. » le_battement on 2005-08-05 04:36:45 Of course it is. Because I only have 3 fingers on each hand. » little-b on 2005-08-05 10:39:48 this was hilarious....i love that cartoon....and you're right, chinese food, especially chinese broccoli is great!!! and i think plants have to feel pain, because they're alive, right? they just don't show emotion midnight.....that's just my guess thou... » ChrissyBabe1718 on 2005-08-07 05:57:37 showers... Yeah..I definatly zoned out while I was taking this shower..haha Ive actually like..laid down and slept for a couple of minutes..yes...b/c its early and I didnt feel good before I went to school... showers are the best...:) » xxJillybaberzxx on 2005-08-07 01:31:43 This entry conveyed in words most of my feelings on the topic, except more funny and Biblical » bluetopaz on 2005-08-07 02:59:04 Haha. LIES, I tell you. LIES!!!!!!!!! » juiCyy on 2005-08-07 03:47:03 ... to quote bluetopaz: This entry conveyed in words most of my feelings on the topic, except more funny and Biblical. the short version: werd » meeyotch (65.123.110.59) on 2005-08-07 04:58:55 It doesn't matter what others eat! Who cares what people eat? As long as you're OK! Needless to say, neither being a carnivore or veg(an)itarian is the HEALTHIEST choice (omnivores are), but what's the hate about vegitarians??? It's something I've *never* heard before. Stop hating people for no reason! My vegitarian friends will *very* pissed at you. An no, I love meat, but I also eat vegetables and fruit because I know that meat only is NOT the healthiest choice. » Kui Tang (216.248.122.44) on 2005-08-07 05:25:07 The reason I hate vegetarians is because they hate people who eat meat. It's nothng but condescension from most of them. I can't like someone who judges me for eating what I eat when it's indeed what our species has become attuned to, so I try to criticize people have deserve it. I am the karma police. » Bartholomew on 2005-08-07 05:29:58 i agree with this entry. vegetarians are stupid. and especially when they bitch at everyone else for eating meat, but it's like a crime to bitch at them for NOT eating meant. assholes. » chells420 on 2005-08-07 10:31:51 Meh.. I've never had beets. & they don't look very appetizing. I think that's an unfair advantage for the meat. Haha.
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