There seems to be some kind of odd glitch with the pictures. Just highlight them [or anything] and they will appear.

Firstly, I must apologize for the long delay. I wasn't really that busy and had many chances to update, but I just didn't feel like it. Finally, the day has come, and I will now be able to move on with my life, never to be stuck in this limbo state again.. unless I promise to make another sequel.

So, we did it the gun's way. We all decided to go to the game! It was the bottom of the quarter of the set of the period, and the Goose-Doers were up by Pi. Suddenly, without warning, the man sitting in front of us sprouted vast quantites of hair all over his body. It was the Jewish Werewolf! The Torah warned that the wrath of Yahweh would be carried out by such a creature. Luckily the concession guy was selling silver bullets of Jesus.

Before we got a chance to shoot the Jewolf, another character somersaulted onto the scene. This friggin' idiot cat, bro.. I'll tell you! He'd come to save the cat that was still on my leg, and was one serious customer. He lunged at me with his knife, and I was surely doomed. However, the Foul Knave dove in front of me, sacrificing himself for the good of ham-kind. Now that he was dead, the cat lunged at me with his other knife and stabbed me in the appendix.

Both cats disintegrated because of the Sumerian Appendix Stabbing Curse that was set upon me. Still, I had to find an appendix, and I had to find one quick. Luckily, I found a donor. She was made of ceramic, and wouldn't need her appendix until the Porcelain Epidemic of 2007. I signed that lease, baby! Unfortunately, the clumsy fool I am, I stumbled and knocked her off the desk. "You dim-sum and you lose gum," my Kendo teacher once iterated. Then a gypsy tried to sell me leaves off a tree, and when I denied her, she made it look like I was trying to injure her.

Luckily, a goat ran up and dislocated her leg before I did. But this goat was one tough cookie. He explained, "This cute little hobbit guy with big curly hair asked me if I majored in Linguistics, so I told him that I majored in Biochemistry. But then I felt bad that I lied, so I told him I was a goat." Then, he revealed that he was Siddhartha Goatama, and achieved nirvana all up in my grill. I cursed him and swore that the next time Buddha screwed up my Gypsy leaf purchase, I was converting to narcissism.

But for now, I just decided to convert to Foul Nudism. I went to a Foul Nude Beach, and you'll never guess what I saw! By the beard of the bearded quelque chose, I saw the most revealing chicken ever! It had a nice, baked complexion though. It realized I was giving it the eye, and said to me, "Would you like a thigh, big boy?" I said, obviously, "No, I would like a poncho made of chain mail, because if I don't copy the letter and send it to at least ten people, I will be cursed!" Then, the chicken turned into a red olive.

To Be Continued.. Possibly.

Very
entertaining. It keeps me reading. I'll possibly read it a few more times to keep on procrastinating. So little Siddy actually HAD hair. I wanna meet a goat that majored in biochemistry . . . that would just make my life complete.

Anyway about the lil Siddy thing, we were forced to read Siddhartha last year and we had these mini-project things per chapter. Groups were able to chose a task for each chapter. Some included making a modern day story to making up a poem or song, but they had to relate to the chapter. Sooo one of the groups did a rap and mentioned this, "lill Siddy" and they did a marvelous job. Seriously. They were pretty creative to give all of those details in a rap . . . t'was good. Ok, I should study now.
» Ajibalaji89 on 2004-09-23 06:34:25

Oh, I wasn't referring to the novel, Siddhartha, I was referring to the historical person, Siddhartha Goutama [a.k.a. Lord Buddha]. He and the literary Siddhartha share very little in common.
» le_battement on 2004-09-23 06:48:49

oh man...
That was pretty good i love the second to last line with the nude foul. Ever think of making a picture story thread in the formus?
» monkeymeister on 2004-09-23 07:22:42

Hey, that's a great idea. You can start that if you want.
» le_battement on 2004-09-23 07:31:47

I know.
It just reminded me of the book. It was a twisted book and was not meant to tell facts, so I have no idea why we were forced to read it. I think my teacher was just crazy. Some people in my class began to think that Siddhartha did have a kid with that prostitute so there really was no point in us reading it if people would confuse fiction and non-fiction. That teacher took off points because I spelled truly without an "e" . . . but I spelled truly right . . . but I got a point off because of that.
» Ajibalaji89 on 2004-09-23 07:57:07

I thought Siddhartha was very deep, intellectual, and inspiring.
» le_battement on 2004-09-23 07:59:07

ah, you lose big boy.
the buddha wasn't a lord, nor a god. he was just a spiritual figure who had been enlightened at a point in his life, and in return of his enlightenment-ness, he enlightened and taught others the ways of an enlightened life. buddhists pray to the buddha, merely for respect.
» jamie on 2004-09-24 01:11:42

I was referring to an official title, "Lord Buddha." I'm not saying he's a deity; to think that is pure ridiculousness. Just look up "Lord Buddha" on Google, you will see there are many sites, most probably made by Buddhists, that call him Lord Buddha. Lord doesn't mean God. But now, Lord looks like a really strange word because I've said it too many times.
» le_battement on 2004-09-24 05:12:55

i don't think i've ever heard him referred to as "lord buddha" but whatever, i don't go to temple anymore.
» jamie on 2004-09-24 09:52:36

This Amused Me Greatly...
I love your lil story here... i'm quite sure i don't grasp some of the finer subtleties in it... but it amused me anyhow..
» Kahne_Earnhardt_Fan on 2004-09-24 05:28:52

thanksz
» RoKk_STaR* on 2004-09-25 08:51:11

You're welcome, and thank you.
» le_battement on 2004-09-25 11:56:48

you need....
You need to get yourself a girlfriend. LOL! Just kidding. And thanks for commenting ;)
» RedKryptonite (68.39.90.176) on 2004-09-25 09:16:02

hahaha, yeah lindsey is concieted & oogly.. hahhahaa!!! funnay!! she was good in the movie parent trap. much love, Sha~Sha

» Sha_Sha on 2004-09-26 10:54:21

..hmmm
but i thought she was SUCH a good actor!!!!!!!!! =/
» jamie on 2004-09-26 11:36:42

You're obviously being sarcastic. Everybody knows Lindsay Lohan is an elementary school drop-out who sucks at acting.
» le_battement on 2004-09-26 08:10:24

of course i am.
actually, i liked her in the parent trap. i just don't like her post-parent trap movies. and her boobs look fake, what a turn off.
» happyemo on 2004-09-26 08:50:52

hello!!
how you doing?well just passing by take care..
» DarKsKyMooNs on 2004-09-27 02:48:08

You hawtie. Dude pps please. Tanks. Like the pic entry again btw
» redintersectsme on 2004-09-27 02:54:37

Oh yeah and exiled and I both agree that your a big comment whore ^ .^
» redintersectsme on 2004-09-27 03:10:42

youre worse
of a comment whore than jamie is, with her "i want 150 comments!" :p
» ikimashokie on 2004-09-27 03:12:23

I am such a comment whore. I can't believe how whorish I am.
» le_battement on 2004-09-27 04:22:01

You are a comment whore. But an adorable one none the less. So, it isn't as bad.
» ladyeyeliner on 2004-09-27 04:26:01

forget comments.
you're so much of a whore... it makes me sick. =p
» jamie on 2004-09-27 05:43:42

I'm glad that so many people respect me.
» le_battement on 2004-09-27 05:49:25

who said being a whore is a bad thing? =D
» jamie on 2004-09-27 05:58:12

comments!
i'm too late because the 5 people already posted i guess...but here's a comment for the heck of it
» Ajibalaji89 on 2004-09-27 06:30:17

Thanks Aji. True commenters don't comment for the PPS, they comment for the "heck of it."
» le_battement on 2004-09-27 06:36:21

or for sex. duh.
» jamie on 2004-09-27 10:02:39

I'm not that kind of whore. :(
» le_battement on 2004-09-28 05:19:28

<3
» jamie on 2004-09-28 09:45:11

man, they all say the aren't "that kind of a whore". how do you know which ones are really telling the truth? hmm...
» ladyeyeliner on 2004-09-28 12:08:10

I guess you never know.
» le_battement on 2004-09-28 03:38:52

HEHE... I like where this is going...e
» redintersectsme on 2004-09-28 08:50:16

i'm sure you do.
» jamie on 2004-09-28 11:29:34

^ .^
» redintersectsme on 2004-09-30 08:06:24

word..

» eXiled on 2004-10-01 12:26:12

Comments for a whore who deserves them!!
» redintersectsme on 2004-10-03 09:01:59

Muwahaha
Comment. commentcommentcommentComment!!!!!

Muwahahah. this is a comment. but it's not really a comment
» Ajibalaji89 on 2004-10-06 04:22:08

Don't make me ban you. Weirdo.
» le_battement on 2004-10-06 08:05:35

*in a girly raspy voice*
weirdo!!
hahah, it was on hocus pocus. i love that movie.
» jamie on 2004-10-11 12:51:03

Hmm, oddly, I remember a lot about that movie.
» le_battement on 2004-10-11 04:09:06

it's always on disney channel. +P
» jamie on 2004-10-11 04:25:26

I have never watched the Disney Channel. Actually, I watched it when I was about 4-5, but only a couple shows in the morning. I remember a lot about the movie though, including how much it sucked.
» le_battement on 2004-10-11 04:58:29

shhhhhhh. it was a good movie!
» jamie on 2004-10-12 05:07:45

nah, It sucked quite majorly.
» redintersectsme on 2004-10-12 09:53:06

you all suck!
» jamie on 2004-10-13 06:27:08

you know you spend too much time on nutang when....
you have a dream that your husband finally made an update(and changed his layout), and you're upset because you weren't the first to comment.
that really fucking happened. I'm still kind of like "whaaaaaaaaaat?"
» jamie on 2004-10-15 10:09:48

wow thats a lot of comments. interesting entry
» Midnight on 2004-10-17 03:21:35

wow lol very ininteresting
» simplicatedmemory on 2004-10-18 04:59:46

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