So I have not had much problem with jerk-deer as of late. However, I have decided that it is necessary to maintain a jerk-list.

1. Deer. Seriously, they're jerks. Whoo we're gonna come in yer yard and eat your apples and break your bird feeders!



2. Mosquitoes. What kind of jerk comes into your house and BITES you? FFS.



3. Thunderstorms. They're loud and obnoxious, and make things go bright blue POP in my house, but when I go to look for whatever was destroyed, THERE'S NOTHING. Also, they break routers. WTF.

You'd think the jerks could at least make something explode, but NO, it was just a very loud and flashy false alarm.
» middaymoon on 2009-08-20 04:35:38

I've not had an encounter with deer yet; I'd agree that mosquitoes need to go and I actually like thunderstorms. its been that way since I was a kid though. I'd watch the storms with my dad

hopefully the jerk-deer continue to stay away
» LostSoul13 on 2009-08-20 06:54:31

you should add spiders. i ran into a huge spider tonight as i was walking into my house. it smacked me in the face.

cheers,
sank
» thaitanic on 2009-08-20 11:53:02

I agree that mosquitoes suck like nothing else... (heh, no pun intended), but I dunno, I still don't mind deer or thunderstorms. Probably because I rarely encounter either. :P
» randomjunk on 2009-08-21 02:05:51

I agree with mosquitoes but not so with thunderstorms. I sometimes like thunderstorms.
» Nuttz on 2009-08-21 08:22:50

Deer ARE jerks. My neighbor used to have a tame one that would attack my dog. Nothing more jerky than that. Stupid deer.
» Chloefoxx on 2009-08-21 02:58:53

need to ask god why create mozzies.
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