It seems that the church Dave is renting his room through likes having yard sales two days before my birthday. Last year I got wine glasses, fuzzy wine socks, and a cantaloupe magnet.

This year, I got a 9 dollar Burt's Bees hand care kit for .50, and 6 books, one of which is called Hitler's Children. It seems interesting.

But, the winning book? 2,001 Things to Do Before You Die.

It's got a checklist, and whoever is selling the book has checked off things.
What have they checked off?

- Catch a foul ball at a pro baseball game
- Have mutliple orgasms
- Pay for the next car at the toll booth
- Flirt
- Crush a beer can with one hand
- Be able to explain Einstein's theory of relativity
- Suddenly decide on and leave for a trip
- Stay in bed all day
- Do something scandalous
- Approach a stranger and ask him/her out
- Have a tremendous, rollicking, soaking wet, water pistol fight
- Wear a scarlet A and see what happens
- Say things like "eureka," "hallelujah,", and "balderdash."

Ok, now I'm bored.

that list sounds like fun to complete, LOL, i'm going to go do something scandalous now
» catatonicloki on 2007-04-30 11:03:55

Mm...
Can I borrow that book sometime? According to my tarot reading, I'm going to die soon.
» Silver-dot- on 2007-04-30 11:04:33

I like your profile picture.
I was almost tempted not to go to mine, either. But, seeing as I'll never get another chance to go to an American Prom, I went anyway. I was also tempted not to go to my "formal" in grades 10 and 12, but I went to those too. I don't know why. I'm not much of a party person generally, but I actually danced and had fun at prom. Except for when some boy I don't even know asked me to dance. I'm not a very good dancer. It was quite awkward.

But if they don't play the right music (and by the right music I mean 'Love Shack' and 'My Sharona'), proms can be not very fun.

I hope you get a holy grail e-mail in the morning. At least you'll be earning some money with the less-good job though? Money is always a plus. It is sad that I think like that though.

I like the sound of that book! And it is giving me ideas. Such as saying things like "eureka", "hallelujah", and "balderdash".

P.S. Please don't spend your whole summer in the ghetto hating yourself and wanting to die.
P.P.S. What are wine socks? They sound like something I would enjoy very much, since they combine two of my favourite things.
» Sarah on 2007-04-30 11:04:41

I've seen books like that.
they sound like fun. especially the water gun fight. I haven't participated in one of those since forever! I need to buy me a good gun for this summer...
» invisible on 2007-04-30 11:24:46

yard sales have some good stuff sometimes; there are some really weird things too
» LostSoul13 on 2007-05-01 01:25:05

Whoever owned that book before, what they had checked off is quite amusing and random =) I hope you get to check some things off for yourself!
» money4blogging on 2007-05-01 04:42:32

ahahaha.
that sounds like an awesome book.

and a random person who checked things off.
» bananaface on 2007-05-01 07:14:16

Yeah, i'm doing my best to endure the last 3 weeks.
» redintersectsme on 2007-05-01 11:51:21

I own it. =D It is pretty awesome.
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