Crazy like a bedbug!

So there was a surplus auction today.

I bought a box of junk found in rental cars, and a giant duffel bag.

The stuff in the rental cars... oh dear.

There's a nice coat, but I can't wear it, so I'm offering it to twyl0r's mum.

There's an OK jacket, but again, I can't wear it, so I'm offering it to twyl0r's mum.

There were five umbrellas, one is really nice.

Three pairs of sunglasses.

Numerous CDs, including a romance novel, a polymer chemistry tutorial?, and a bootlegged disney tunes cd. The one with people like Raven Simone singing.

A few eyeglass cases, a pair of prescrip eyeglasses, and some German eyeglass wipes, along with some toiletries and a razor bag, with an adapter in it. o.O

I got the box...

I was trying on the sunglasses, and pet0r started being bitchy about me trying them on, because "they weren't clean".

Firstly, it's my face. Secondly, it wasn't any different than trying them on in Wal-mart. He says people keep them on for four seconds in Wal-mart, but I've known people to wear them around the store to see how they like them, and then put them back. I'm sure they've been in lost/found/surplus long enough for any ickies on them to die.

Anyway. He asked me for an umbrella, since I have five, but the one that is large enough for him is the best one, and I'm keeping it for myself, because it's large enough for me and my boobs and my bags.

It doesn't help that he was bitchy earlier in the day. I pondered not giving him one at all.

I think I'm going to take the other four umbrellas, put them in a box by the door(s), and say "use for when it's raining and please put back".

But!

I forgot.

The best thing???

There was a pair of green panties in the bag from Victoria's Secret..... They're my size, too!

*snerk*

yeah...I bet the panties are sanitary haha
» etheracide on 2007-03-11 12:29:06

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